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d_j_roomba

28 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Texas native; I have very strong opinions about what is and what is not Tex-Mex and what can go in chili (I love you, zucchini, but no).

English major --> Democratic political campaigns --> Peace Corps in Malawi --> NY --> Business school in CT --> SF --> eventually, my own planet.

I can yodel and sew and light a campfire like you've never seen.
What I’m doing with my life
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- Working in international development non-profit
- Making elaborate plans to go camping
- Traveling as much as possible and yet always packing the wrong thing
- Maximizing my bourbon and broccoli consumption (haven't yet figured out how to stuff broccoli into an IV)
- Hanging out with my niece and nephew and developing my theory that is definitely 100% true about the Island of Sodor being a Communist haven for sentient trains
- Trying to figure out why my upstairs neighbors are playing bocce at 4 AM. They didn't invite me :(
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making friends with strange dogs
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm just a rogue cop with a crazy idea and nothing to lose
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV: Arrested Development, 30 Rock, The League, Archer, Fringe, Firefly, Twin Peaks, Game of Thrones, Newsradio, It's Always Sunny, Veronica Mars, Happy Endings, Summer Heights High.

Books: CS Lewis, Madeleine L'Engle, Dorothy Sayers, David Mitchell, PD James, AS Byatt, Erik Larson, Donna Tartt, Alice Munro, Margaret Atwood, Haruki Murakami, George Eliot, Elizabeth Gaskell, Lorrie Moore, Marilynne Robinson, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, David Sedaris, Douglas Adams, Truman Capote, Flannery O'Connor.

Movies: All of them, especially Clue.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wikipedia, trees, coffee, cheese, Amazon Prime, jalepenos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I should eat next; Halloween costumes. Past hits include Gonzo from The Muppets (the pictures are.... unfortunate) and LOLita (it was a Nabokov LOLcat. Absolutely nobody got it, including me).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my dance gang cruising the streets for trouble
You should message me if
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It seems like a good idea at the time. Or if you agree that noise pollution on public transit should be a federal crime.