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d_mrgndrffr

26 Los Angeles, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 29
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
janis ian/joan holloway/hermione granger hybrid
aspiring scully/ripley
returned angeleno
fuzzy-dog mom
ENFJ
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
just quit a high-profile job to go back to freelancing. fuck the man, etc. etc.

i write about pop culture and social politics and delight in singing that pixies song "broken face" to my dog, except instead of broken face it's "you've got a fluffy faaaaace / aha aha aha oooo!"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
buying books before finishing the ones i have
getting super-stressed, then falling asleep
drinking caffeine, then falling asleep
detecting misogynist online daters
losing my possessions
destroying at karaoke
overplanning
doodling
twitter

work-life balance lol jk
The first things people usually notice about me
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rolling my eyes, probably swearing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: the golden compass, a handmaid's tale, neverending story, the maddaddam trilogy. reading dune now.

movies: amélie, matilda, that thing you do!, spirited away, superbad, almost famous. all of the x-men movies, u mad?

tv: black mirror, x-files, game of thrones, orphan black, star trek: TNG, parks & rec

music: nicki minaj, frank ocean, nina simone, amy winehouse, miles davis, joni mitchell. stuff that offends rockists.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my dog
my books
cheap airfare
thesaurus dot com
the patriarchy lol jk
and, ugh, fine, the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to be an ally without imploding from guilt
utility of any given profession after the apocalypse
sociology and linguistics
my half-finished book proposal
interior design blogs
succulents
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have quite a lot of my life figured out right now. not super interested in dating anyone who's still "finding himself." ain't got the time.

otherwise, um, the trekkie thing?
You should message me if
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- you're charismatic and can keep up with me