i like to bore people with long-winded self-summaries.

back to school in my 30s... but it's a dream come true!

i'm especially good at expectorating! (10 pts for gaston)

people notice the odd things i say. i try to keep it in check, but i'm always fighting back strange comments, non sequiturs, and the general urge to blather on.

I get that warm fuzzy feeling each time I polish off another massive container of oatmeal. I love oatmeal.

nobs in my hand and 15s in my crib
free parking for my race car (token)
the blank tile
telling you to "go fish"
my dragon bishop (not even for your queen's rook)
making it a true daily double

how i should arrange my pillows while i sleep.

spending the night and indeed the entire weekend cramming for an exam :(

i totally quit caffeine once. no tea with a bit of honey, no pepsi-max, no jack+coke, no starbucks. i obsessed hourly about coffee, and i broke down after 6 days... i had a glass of luke warm instant folgers and it was the most delicious thing to touch my lips. it was mana from heaven. it was liquid euphoria.

You like to salute the sun and pose as a warrior and a tree and a boat and then lie down in savasana afterward.

one of your parents is an ivory tower liberal and the other is a dutiful acolyte of fox news.

you are in school and/or can relate to being very busy and very broke.

You wonder if being lonely made you stranger, or if being a stranger made you lonely.

most importantly, you should message me if you think it's cool to meet interesting people on OKCupid.