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32 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:15am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Cartoonist, poached egg enthusiast, park lounger, occasional art show organizer, Olympic-level bins medalist. Emphasis on the cartoonist part. City person.

I know way too many lyrics to Cypress Hill songs. I'll probably try to hug any dog I see. I'll encourage anyone's interest in drawing. I'll rip "no fat chicks" bumper stickers off of cars. I've owned my own bar/music venue. I've jousted on a tall bike, and won.

Self-summaries are weird.
What I’m doing with my life
Drawing, designing, composing images. Finding nothing in life more satisfying than laying ink onto paper. Illustration here and there, but mostly it's comics, some of them maybe starring Prince analogues? I love it, and am doing it pseudo-professionally now. Making ends meet by supervising the back room of a bookstore, which is fine enough at the moment.

Choose-your-own-adventure bike rides, having too many opinions of each movie theater in town, reading Chick tracts left on tables outside of coffee shops. Midnight dance parties in mystery locations fit in there too, every once in a while. I mean, I have to get some mileage out of these neon party shorts, right?
I’m really good at
Impersonating Emo Philips, making unforgivable puns, drawing, knowing what book you're reading by glancing at the spine from a distance, naming voice actors after two lines of dialogue, riding the bus(I've seen too many people do this terribly to not consider it a talent).
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the mutton chops. I have large, sort of intense eyes. I know what things I like, and why. That probably shows a little, too. Maybe a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This stuff is way better for the in-person part, but okay:

Samuel Delany, Jorge Luis Borges
Moebius, Los Bros Hernandez
Pedro Almodóvar, Shane Meadows
Black Mirror, Louie
Shabazz Palaces, Blonde Redhead
Wolf & Bear's hot sauce on EVERYTHING
The six things I could never do without
Comics(all of them)
Bike rides(bike sweat is some really good sweat)
Brunch foods(cliché)
RuPaul's Drag Race(DUH)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Negative space, the value of never being fully satisfied with my creative work, wondering how many more universes Detective John Munch will amble into before he dies, economic downturns in space colonies, keeping my white/(mostly)hetero/cis-male privilege in check.

I'd say more about feminism, LGBTQIA equality, and sex & body positivity, but on a dating site it'll inherently sound like a line, right?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're open to meeting someone in a committed, open relationship. You want to draw in a park, coffee shop, or under a bridge. You want to watch Purple Rain for the fourteenth time. You want to build a religion based solely around screen printing and zip-a-tone. You have some great stories to tell me, and want to hear some in return(including but not limited to "completely stretching the boundaries of taste").