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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 31
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Open relationship
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Cartoonist, poached egg enthusiast, park lounger, occasional art show organizer, Olympic-level bins medalist. Emphasis on the cartoonist part. City person.

I know way too many lyrics to Cypress Hill songs. I'll probably try to hug any dog I see. I'll encourage anyone's interest in drawing. I've ripped "no fat chicks" bumper stickers off of cars. I've owned my own bar/music venue. I've jousted on a tall bike, and won. I've poorly self-summarized(see above).
What I’m doing with my life
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Drawing, designing, composing images. Finding nothing in life more satisfying than laying ink onto paper. Illustration here and there, but mostly it's comics, some of them maybe starring Prince analogues? I love it, and am doing it actually-professionally now. Making ends meet by supervising the back room of a bookstore, which is fine enough at the moment.

Choose-your-own-adventure bike rides, having too many opinions about movie theaters in town, reading Chick tracts left on tables outside of coffee shops. Midnight dance parties in mystery locations fit in there too, every once in a while. I have to get some mileage out of these neon party shorts, right?
I’m really good at
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Impersonating Emo Philips, making unforgivable puns, drawing, knowing what book you're reading by glancing at the spine from a distance, naming voice actors after two lines of dialogue, riding the bus(I've seen too many people do this terribly to not consider it a talent).
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the mutton chops. I have large, sort of intense eyes. I know what things I like, and why. That probably shows a little, too. Maybe a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This stuff is way better for the in-person part:

Samuel Delany, Miranda July, Jorge Luis Borges
Moebius, Los Bros Hernandez, Lisa Hanawalt
Pedro Almodóvar, Shane Meadows, any movie with the words "Captain" and "Ron" in the title
Black Mirror, Louie, Cowboy Bebop
Shabazz Palaces, Blonde Redhead, Katamari Damacy soundtracks
Wolf & Bear's hot sauce on EVERYTHING
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comics(all of them)
Bike rides(bike sweat is some really good sweat)
Brunch foods(cliché)
RuPaul's Drag Race(DUH)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Negative space, the value of never being fully satisfied with my creative work, wondering how many more universes Detective John Munch will amble into before he dies, economic downturns in space colonies, keeping my white/hetero(ish)/cis-male privilege in check.

I'd say more about feminism, LGBTQIA equality, sex & body positivity, and the importance of Intersectionality, but on a dating site it'll inherently sound like a line, right?
You should message me if
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You're open to dating someone in a committed, open relationship. You want to draw in a park, coffee shop, or under a bridge. You want to watch Purple Rain for the thirty-fourth time. You want to build a religion around screen printing and zip-a-tone. You have some great stories to tell me, and want to hear some in return(including but not limited to "completely stretching the boundaries of taste").