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32 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Apr 21
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Cartoonist, scrambled egg enthusiast, park lounger, occasional art show organizer, Olympic-level bins medalist. Emphasis on the cartoonist part. City person, hi.

I know way too many lyrics to Cypress Hill songs. I'll probably try to hug any dog I see. I'll encourage anyone's interest in drawing. I'll rip "no fat chicks" bumper stickers off of cars. I've owned my own bar/music venue. I've jousted on a tall bike, and won. I've had my picture published in an issue of High Times.
(completely without my knowledge, and having nothing to do with drugs)

Self-summaries are weird.
What I’m doing with my life
Drawing, designing, composing images. Finding nothing in life more satisfying than laying ink onto paper. Illustration here and there, but mostly it's comics, some of them maybe starring Prince analogues? I love it, and am doing it pseudo-professionally now. Making ends meet by supervising the back room of a bookstore, which is fine enough at the moment.

Choose-your-own-adventure bike rides, having too many opinions of each movie theater in town, and reading anything(your religious pamphlets included, hi Jack Chick) outside of coffee shops. Midnight dance parties in mystery locations fit in there too, on occasion. I mean, I have to get *some* mileage out of these neon party shorts, right?
I’m really good at
Drawing, talking, making weird voices, bad puns, knowing what book you're reading by glancing at the spine from a distance, naming voice actors after two lines of dialogue. Oh, and riding the bus(I've seen too many people do it terribly to not consider it a talent).
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the mutton chops? I have large, sort of intense eyes. I know what things I like, and why. That probably shows a little, too. Maybe a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
DAG, lots. This stuff is way better for the in-person part, but okay. Dogme rule, one each:

Samuel Delany, Los Bros Hernandez, Pedro Almodóvar, Deadwood, KRS-One, green curry with chicken from Thai Peacock.
The six things I could never do without
Comics(all of them, even terrible ones I can learn from)
Bike rides(bike sweat is some really good sweat)
Brunch foods(cliché)
RuPaul's Drag Race(DUH)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Negative space, the value of never being fully satisfied with my creative work, wondering how many more universes Detective John Munch will amble into before he dies, economic downturns in space colonies, keeping my white/(mostly)hetero/cis-male privilege in check.

I'd say more about feminism, LGBTQIA equality, and sex & body positivity, but on a dating site it'll inherently sound like a line, won't it? Let's just say it's all vitally important, of course.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've watched every episode of Babylon 5, more than once.

(what can I say, I was straight up Holden Caulfield in my teens)

(I've never read Catcher in the Rye)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're open to meeting someone in a committed, open relationship. You want to draw in a park or coffee shop(under a bridge also acceptable). You want to start a religion based solely on screen printing and zip-a-tone. You have some great stories to tell me, and want to hear some in return(including but not limited to "completely stretching the boundaries of taste").

In general, exchanging a few messages is great, but beyond that I prefer actually meeting people. This screen can't do much in the way of getting across ways of speaking, subtle inflections, clever timing, all the really good stuff the lives between the broad interests.