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36 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 28–35
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Last online
Today – 7:13pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Strictly vegetarian
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a southerner, an intellectual/nerd with some geek tendencies, a labour-and-social-services liberal who's very skeptical of the "social justice" liberals, and a bit of an island. My life is full of ideas and places that I like, but it doesn't have many people. Some people have said I'm a lot like Richard Dawkins, for better or for worse, and that's probably not too far off.

I spend a lot of time thinking and making sure I have enough time and different inputs to make that the primary source of fulfillment in my life. An input might be a book or a cultural event, an online news source, a song or tune. It might be a good conversation. I make sure my life is never particularly busy or scheduled so if I have a thought I want to explore it's not too much hassle to jot it down somewhere and explore it later that day (or at worst, later that week). I arrange my life around these two goals.

I'm pretty hard-nosed *for* science (was a researcher), and spirituality is not my thing. We can get all the wonder and beauty we need through science, art, and philosophy. I won't usually confront people about it unless they're waving their beliefs around like a flag (and even then I *usually* won't, because I'm not much for confrontation), but I think religion and spirituality are ridiculous. They sometimes are pretty interesting though, and the philosophy and music they inspire can be pretty cool even given the bollocks foundations.

INT(J/P). Lots of emphasis on the introversion - if I'm around a lot of people one day, I'll be taking long walks in the park or reading quietly for the next few days. I also don't make new friends very often/easily.

Once I'm comfortable conversing with someone, I talk a lot. I have a lot of opinions and stances, I judge people on theirs, and I expect them to judge me on mine.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm trying to live an intellectual life. Lots of reading, writing, blogging, teaching, and museum-visiting. I try to learn new things (e.g. knitting) every so often. I'm still figuring life out.

I go to a lot of meetups on various topics. I have endless creative and technical projects, many of which are left unfinished. I sometimes grab things in the park for my microscope.

I'm a techie and I sometimes teach classes on programming, Unix, and SQL. Moderately into a lot of geek culture, but also mainstream culture.

I'm a programmer at an NYC-based tech company you won't've heard of if you're not a geek. I worked at Carnegie-Mellon University for ten years, where I (among other things) did FMRI-based neuropsychology/cognitive psychology research.

I'm moderately involved in the secular movement, some scientific circles, and occasionally attend scifi/geek/gaming conventions.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Philosophy. Programming. Maybe teaching? Debate? Staying intellectually stimulated. Hopefully keeping my cats healthy/happy.

I'm not particularly competitive, I don't mind changing my mind when a good argument or new information presents itself (but I can be pretty stubborn on intellectual topics otherwise), and I don't generally take differences personally. I don't generally expect people around me to behave perfectly, and I'm pretty understanding when they don't.

I'm really bad at
Enthusiasm, particularly cheering. Meeting new people. Avoiding TL;DR with people I converse with. Remembering events that are not on my calendar. Keeping in touch with popular culture.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall, my hair's pretty curly, and I am probably lost in thought, or possibly lost in a book. The latter two occasionally see me walking into things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I read a lot of philosophy and am fond of John Rawls. I'm particularly interested in philosophy of jurisprudence. In fiction, I like Haruki Murakami, Salman Rushdie, and Milan Kundera. I also read some academic journals, particularly those relating to foreign events and neuropsychology, but also more generally in the sciences. I'm not above the occasional trashy fantasy novel, and Lovecraft is fun reading too.

Movies: Hitchcock, Lars von Trier, Jan Svankmajer, Woody Allen, and Mel Brooks are my top 5; I like interesting, intelligent, complicated films, ideally with a wicked sense of humour. I'm not bothered by subtitles.

I sometimes watch Wuxia and Bollywood films too, occasionally some Anime (Serial Experiments Lain is fantastic) and some comedy-horror. I enjoy really bad movies, with the help of MST3k or raw. I've seen RHPS over a hundred times.

My two favourite films are "Le Dîner de Cons" and "Direktøren for det hele". Recently I enjoyed "Nebraska", "The Bothersome Man", "Die Wand", and "Postal".

Shows: When I make it home, I usually queue up a bunch of stuff on Youtube (Chromecast FTW!), including the most recent White House Press Conference, maybe an Intelligence Squared debate, and a smattering of other stuff like QI and Mock the Week. I have Netflix for older stuff; I liked pre-remake Doctor Who, MST3k, and Deep Space 9. I don't follow and am generally not familiar with anything that's on TV right now, or am at least a few seasons behind.

Shows (the other kind): I try to see G&S and Wagner whenever I can, and otherwise enjoy on- and off-broadway productions. I recently enjoyed seeing "No Man's Land".

Music: Dar Williams, Fiona Apple, Firewater, Balkan Beat Box, Plaid Tongued Devils, VNV Nation, Vienna Teng, Bad Religion, Panorama Jazz Band, Oingo Boingo, Molly Lewis, Die Prinzen, Splin, Tom Lehrer, Phil Ochs, Scott Joplin

A few favourite songs:
Fiona Apple - Paper Bag
Dar Williams - Iowa
Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending
Celtas Cortos - Retales de una Vida
EdnaSwap - Trivial
Emiliana Torrini - Dead Things

Food: I don't eat meat. At home I make Avocado rolls, stews, pancakes, and rice/bean burritos. I also eat a lot of fruit. When out I tend towards Indian and Mediterranean food but also like a good sandwich. Occasionally I'll take the long trip into NJ to get Wawa subs.

Drink: Tea. Lots of tea. Some of which I get shipped from other countries. Lapsang Souchong in the winter, White and Yellow tea in the summer. Sometimes Guayusa, Rooibos, or other tisanes. I don't drink alcohol often (triggers migraines) and when I do it's mostly white wine or cider; I dislike the taste/smell of beer.

Comedy: Dara o'Briain, Iliza Shlesinger, Frankie Boyle, Lewis Black, Steven Wright, Sarah Silverman. I like my comedy dark, irreverent, and "offensive".
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Laptop, pen and paper, travel budget, bare necessities for life, time to think, access to something resembling nature.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Just about everything. Meaning in life, motivation, brains, societies, norms, fixing activism, fixing supper, how blind people might program, ....

I once had a list of my particular kinks on my profile here, but then I decided it's kinda weird to know that about someone before you even communicate with them, and I took them down. I sometimes second-guess that decision (hey, maybe there are people out there who are looking for people with those interests and it'd push my profile from a "maybe" to a "I should say hi to this person"), but then I second-guess a lot of decisions in life. Endlessly. I tend to overthink things, often at the expense of actually doing things unless those things urgently need to get done. Fortunately, eventually I get distracted by science or philosophy or other things again.

An interesting writing prompt for you: "Language is or is not the greatest technological achievement of humanity as of yet".
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's probably better just to list some of my optional evening activities. Coffeeshops, lectures, meetups, going for a walk, going for a jog in the park, indian food.

People recognise me at Vineapple and probably Madeline Cafe, possibly at Sit and Wonder.

On weekends sometimes I take day trips to Philadelphia or other cities or spend hours wandering through a museum or two, but otherwise it's more of the same.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm anti-radical in all things, and generally not fond of activists (of any flavour, in any political direction), although I go to protests when the cause is important, and occasionally I've been known to do direct action. I loathe Foucault, sympathise but don't identify with Sartre and Trotsky, have flirted with both Nietzsche and (a limited subset of) Buddhism, and admire Rawls.

I also make fun of identities, religions, ethnicities, myself, other people, and everything else under the sun. If I know it's going to bug someone I usually won't do it to their face in most settings, but I otherwise show no restraint.

So... as a lighter second thing, I occasionally practice my "mad scientist" laugh in front of the mirror. If I could pick a superpower, I'd like there to be thunder/lightning that'd show up whenever I do that laugh. Muhahahahaha!

As a mid-weight third thing, I don't like to drive and I've been told that I drive like an old woman. If I believed in spirit animals, I think an old woman would probably be mine, possibly because I used to watch "Golden Girls" with my Grandma all the time when I was growing up. It was a great show. Maybe what I should conclude is that I don't really understand the concept of spirit animals. Maybe they have something to do with furries or therians or something. Not my thing, and probably kinda ridiculous. Being ridiculous *is* my thing, but not in that way.
You should message me if
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Maybe open to nonrelationship things (if that's what you want, be upfront and specific), but this profile is for dating.

I'm bisexual, heteroromantic, and romantically-inclined. Meaning I'm mostly looking for a monogamous relationship with a woman (XX). If things work out swimmingly, likely someone to have kids with.

Thin-to-average is good, smart and assertive is also good. Being well-educated is really important to me - everybody wants it all, but if we're interviewing to spend a lot of time together, we should be able to have great conversations and challenge each other as we partner for projects and activities. I'm looking for emotional and intellectual closeness.

Maybe I'll teach you to code and you'll teach me a foreign language, or we'll take a refresher class together on biochemistry at AMNH. The learning cannon should be firing randomly between us, at us, from us.

I want variety in activity but not to be busy most of the time. I keep several nights free a week either to chill or to let unscheduled things happen. I'd like a partner that lives the same way. Occasionally I'd be better being nagged into doing things that I might not do myself, and a good partner would probably do that, offer emotional support, etc. I try to be a good partner too.