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34 East Grand Rapids, MI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 1, 2014
Body Type
Working on Post grad
English (Fluently), French
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just recently single and seeing what's out there. Funny thing is I have a devoted wife! She doesn't even know that I was on this website!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If I'm not working I try to catch up with family and friends. I also like to constantly watch porn and try to get as manny ladies as possible. Usually im talking to at least 8 girls a week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking dinner and cleaning haha yeah right. I pretty good at cheating on my wife that I have been married with for 8 years. And the funny thing is she doesn't even know about it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick, snowboards, scuba diving, family, my kindle and my passport. Why would I say that? I do use my chapstick 24/7 because im OCD, snowboarding and scuba diving, haven't done that in years. I don't own a kindle my wife does and I am too busy spending my money on drinking and drugs to save up for a vacation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why am I still in west Michigan! Apparently my wife is 2 and wondering why she would put up with my shit, shes the one that should move away!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Un-packing from business travels and trying to catch up with friends - otherwise going for a run, making dinner, and seeing what's on Netflix. I never run and when I do go on business trips I am typically find some girl at the bar to take back to my hotel room. I never make dinner and I like to make my wife slave in the kitchen for me to feed my fat face!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Trying this for the first time! Acutally I lied, I am on multiple dating sites!!! HAHA burn!
You should message me if
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You are down to earth and enjoy the simple things in life or if you have anything AWESOME to say to a cheating bastard! Ladies enjoy!