Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just recently single and seeing what's out there. Funny thing is I
have a devoted wife! She doesn't even know that I was on this
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If I'm not working I try to catch up with family and friends. I
also like to constantly watch porn and try to get as manny ladies
as possible. Usually im talking to at least 8 girls a week.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking dinner and cleaning haha yeah right. I pretty good at
cheating on my wife that I have been married with for 8 years. And
the funny thing is she doesn't even know about it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Chapstick, snowboards, scuba diving, family, my kindle and my
passport. Why would I say that? I do use my chapstick 24/7 because
im OCD, snowboarding and scuba diving, haven't done that in years.
I don't own a kindle my wife does and I am too busy spending my
money on drinking and drugs to save up for a vacation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why am I still in west Michigan! Apparently my wife is 2 and
wondering why she would put up with my shit, shes the one that
should move away!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Un-packing from business travels and trying to catch up with
friends - otherwise going for a run, making dinner, and seeing
what's on Netflix. I never run and when I do go on business trips I
am typically find some girl at the bar to take back to my hotel
room. I never make dinner and I like to make my wife slave in the
kitchen for me to feed my fat face!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Trying this for the first time! Acutally I lied, I am on multiple
dating sites!!! HAHA burn!
You should message me if
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You are down to earth and enjoy the simple things in life or if you
have anything AWESOME to say to a cheating bastard! Ladies enjoy!
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