I'm one of those people who know absolutely everything that wont make any money.
In first glances people see me as a "bro" type
I'm not always Shirtless, Just most of the time...(funny nickname in college)
I play with stray cats all the time
I seem to know a lot of useless facts (I can curse you out in like 20 different languages for , I can name all the Presidents backwards, I can tell you second by second what happened in the Titanic, I read the encyclopedia from cover to cover as a kid.)
My Spanish might be better than my Chinese