Wild Oats ? Ya they are waaaayyy gone. Ok.. I have a sarcastic personality but can take it as well as dish it. This sucks.. I can write a roast on anybody but I can't describe myself ? I use to drive a Jeep.. but it died. I had like 2 days to replace it and bought.. a Chrysler ? Ok.. will remedy that very soon. I listen to a lot of music but I'm not a cowboy so leave that country stuff off my radio please. I like food.. food is good. I can find something to eat in any kind of crazy restaurant you want me to take you to.. I swear I'll choke it down so you can enjoy eating some bizarre dish you swear is the" best stuff evah" ! I love "mansports" like football and MMA. Please don't ask me to watch tennis or golf.. but I'll play them. I am not a tv addict but I do dvr some shows like Banshee, GoT, Blacklist, UFC and some other geeky History shows.
I like Hiking but don't have a partner anymore. Hiking alone is ok but what if I get attacked by a bear.. who is gonna record it and put it on Youtube for me ?
I do like scary movies but won't make you watch them if you don't. Go ahead.. be a wimp. I like other movies too so not limited to Freddy vs Jason. If watching romance movies = cuddle time I'll go for it.
Looking to replace my Jeep. If you want a guy that drives a foreign epeen then move along. I drive Jeeps. When the zombie apocolypse happens I will be driving my Jeep through all kinds of muck and you will wish you were riding shotgun.
I go to the gym. I don't flex in the mirror. I don't drink stupid protein drinks. I don't wear a lifting belt or have a mullet. I go to the gym to stay in shape and so people don't laugh at me at the beach. If I can lift you up and carry you.. I'm good.
I like Martial Arts. I studied a long time. I do find movie fight scenes comical and may point out how unrealistic it is. I don't catch bullets with my teeth and I can't rip a heart out of your ex-boyfriend's chest.
I have 2 teenage daughters and they both are beautiful and scare the hell out of me. I was a teenage boy.. and teenage boys should be sent to an island until they are like 24 or so. They are dangerous. If you have a teenage boy I will make sure my youngest daughter puts him in his place with a nice arm lock or something so he knows who is boss.
So my profile isn't really doing it for the ladies. Any suggestions ? I really don't want to put flexing pics on it but I am really getting no attention here.. lol.
Well I'll leave some for our conversation for the future. I'm not perfect but hey.. I'm a good guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Well my daughters just entered their teens. I've been on my own for
a couple of years now ( with some dating in between ) and I feel
it's time to find that special person. My job is going well and I
look forward to a happy stress free life. Traveling is definitely
on the bucket list.
I’m really good at
Calming people down. I guess I'm empathetic and just have a natural
way of soothing the pissed off out of people. Meetings at work can
sometimes be my own personal stand-up comedy show.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I don't look my age
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As mentioned above..Dexter, 2 1/2 Men, Destination Truth,UFC, NFL,
Decoded. I love seeing movies on the big screen.. all sorts.
Favorite foods include mexican, italian, asian but mostly eat
healthy otherwise. Music is mostly Alternative / Indie but really
depends on the mood. Men's Health.
The six things I could never do without
Diet Mountain Dew
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Warm climates.. it's cold here in New England. I guess without the
cold I wouldn't appreciate the summers as much. Gonna get away
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately nothing.. but maybe a movie with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a secret agent.. shhh
You should message me if
If you are looking for a funny caring guy. Honesty and integrity.
Young at heart with great potential.