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daftgiraffe

24 / F / straight / Seeing someone

Brooklyn, New York

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
4' 11" (1.49m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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I am fiery, vertebrate, and altruistic.

My Self-Summary

Some things I know:
Kermit rocks. Store-bought tortillas are an abomination. I enjoy re-reading Matilda, by Roald Dahl. Irony, while useful, is overrated and should be used judiciously. People should have more water balloon fights.

What I’m doing with my life

Trying not to take myself so damn seriously. Teaching ten-year-olds and working on my masters. And, during the summer, cooking up a storm.

I’m really good at

Singing, drawing, cooking, and being nerdier than you.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm short.

You should message me if

you're not a baboon. Actually, if you *are* a baboon and are able to use OkCupid, I definitely want to talk to you. Not date you, though. That's just weird.

ALSO, point of clarification: I am in an exclusive relationship. Point of further clarification: Don't message me if you want dates and/or makeouts. Message me, however, if you want to chit chat about Muppets or something. That is all.