I am equally right and left brained. I love improv comedy, play soccer, run, see movies (at the Ritz), watch bad TV, read, do hot yoga, and love anything new and interesting. I am active, but love being lazy, too. I'm a sucker for puns and/or wordplay, and love to travel just about anywhere. I teach 15 year-olds to be reasonable and intelligent people for a living. I am spontaneous and love anything new, but also find comfort in the everyday. I'm looking for someone who is passionate (in something!) and who can teach me anything. Being exceptionally witty is a plus. :)
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
playing soccer, improv, debate, math, parallel parking, writing backwards (such a marketable skill, I know)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not afraid to say what I mean, and I always mean what I say.
Unless of course I'm being sarcastic. Oh, and my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Catcher in the Rye, The Fountainhead, We Need to Talk About Kevin, Fahrenheit 451
Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine, I Heart Huckabees, Heathers, Best in Show (much much more), Ritz movies, also Secret Cinema
TV: Law and Order, Breaking Bad, Six Feet Under, Newsradio, Nathan for You, The Walking Dead, The Mentalist, Criminal Minds, Parks and Rec, anything crime-drama related
Music: Radiohead, Elliot Smith, Ben Folds, Spoon, Arcade Fire, Aimee Mann
The six things I could never do without
movies, Nutella, dry humor, crime dramas, running shoes, and Bikram (hot) yoga.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...dystopian literature and how it will one day come true. More specifically how robots will take over the world. How fast time flies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Movies? Drinks? Yoga? Sleep? Dinner w friends? Plotting world domination? I have no idea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Guilty pleasure: James Patterson and just cheesy mysteries in general.
You should message me if
You have a superpower.
Or you can make me laugh, and vice versa.
Or you like walking around the city willy nilly, holding hands and people watching.
Or you like to camp and get the hell out of Dodge sometimes.
Or you enjoy cuddling and watching terrible movies.
Or making out like teenagers.