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23 Cambridge, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 12
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I think I might be the stereotypical Canadian. I've played hockey for most of my life, I went to school for Forestry (i.e. a Lumberjack), "sorry" is in the top 5 of my most used words, and I love me some maple syrup. So, if you're looking for the full Canadian experience, I'm your guy.

Let's talk more about me. I have a very good sense of humour, I don't take myself too seriously, I think I'm a kind person (no one has ever told me otherwise), I'm incredibly honest (because I'm a terrible liar), and I like making fun of horror movies.

I love the outdoors. If I had the opportunity to get dropped off in the middle of large forest and just live off the land for the rest of my life, I would. Unfortunately, people would miss me and the government likes to keep tabs on people so I may not have the opportunity to do this.

I'm one of those pretentious losers that uses a record player. In all seriousness, one of my favourite things to do is rummage through a dirty bin of records in search of a hidden gem.

I'm currently working in administration and logistics for an HVAC company.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working right now, I would like to go back to school but I'm not sure what for.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering stupid things. For instance, I remember the seating plan to every one of my grade 9 classes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am unsure, perhaps my eyes. They are blue and I have brown hair, I have been told that this combination is less conventional than brown hair-brown eyes, and blonde hair-blue eyes. So, maybe people notice that first
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'm a sucker for the classics, I've read something by most of the usual heavy-hitters. Lately, I've been into philosophy so Aldous Huxley and Bertrand Russel come to mind.

Movies: Cool Hand Luke, Butch Cassidy, Full Metal Jacket, The Hustler, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, City of God, 7 Samurai, Bronson, The Prestige, Goodfellas, 2001... I could go on forever because I'm a huge movie buff. I also very much enjoy documentaries, I could watch them all day.

Director: Stanley Kubrick, Darren Aronofsky, David Fincher, Sergio Leone, Akira Kurosawa, Fritz Lang, Scorsese, Christopher Nolan

Shows: It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Parks and Rec., Community, Wilfred, Modern Family

Music: I love music. Anyone that has their own distinct sound will have my attention. Anyone that has done something completely different has a special place in my heart. We can talk for hours about music, if you're interested. I'm a big fan of Zappa, Beefheart, Genesis, Mars Volta (and pretty much all of Omar Rodriguez-Lopez's stuff), Can, Funkadelic, The Residents, pretty much everything else from the 70's.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to listen to
Something to read
Someone to talk to
Somewhere to go
Someplace to stay
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything! My future, a book, sports, work, friends, family, "What if" scenarios,...everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my friends in some way or another
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a die-hard Survivor fan, I've seen every episode.
You should message me if
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-You like the outdoors
- You are accepting of other peoples beliefs and cultures
- You're interested in a (lengthy) discussion about music, and the influence it has on our culture/society
- You are still in-touch with your inner-child