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dahl12

23 Cambridge, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome, Reader!

My name is Michael. I'm a rather shy, and kind of socially awkward at times, but I promise that those are endearing qualities, not creepy ones.

Let's talk more about me. I have a very good sense of humour, I don't take myself too seriously, I think I'm a kind person (no one has ever told me otherwise), I'm incredibly honest (because I'm a terrible liar), and don't like popcorn. Deal with it.

I love the outdoors. If I had the opportunity to get dropped off in the middle of large forest and just live off the land for the rest of my life, I would. Unfortunately, people would miss me and the government likes to keep tabs on people so I may not have the opportunity to do this.

I'm one of those pretentious losers that uses a record player. In all seriousness, one of my favourite things to do is rummage through a dirty bin of records in search of a hidden gem.

I'm currently working in administration and logistics for an HVAC company.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working right now, I would like to go back to school but I'm not sure what for.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making fantastic--ly awful puns
- I have a talent for naming anything with a face
- seamlessly working television quotes into normal conversation (you'll swear you were just speaking with Chandler!)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know. I'm pretty non-controversial in my appearance most of the time, so maybe my ability to blend in? You can always tell a Milford Man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm a sucker for the classics, I've read something by most of the usual heavy-hitters. Lately, I've been into philosophy so Aldous Huxley and Bertrand Russel come to mind.

Movies: Cool Hand Luke, Butch Cassidy, Full Metal Jacket, The Hustler, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, City of God, 7 Samurai, Bronson, The Prestige, Goodfellas, 2001... I could go on. I also very much enjoy documentaries, I could watch them all day.

Shows: It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Parks and Rec., Community, Wilfred, Modern Family, Rick and Morty, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Bob's Burgers, Archer, The Simpsons seasons 1-12, Friends, Fraiser, Seinfeld.

Music: I love music. Anyone that has their own distinct sound will have my attention. Anyone that has done something completely different has a special place in my heart. We can talk for hours about music, if you're interested. I'm a big fan of Zappa, Beefheart, Genesis, Mars Volta (and pretty much all of Omar Rodriguez-Lopez's stuff), Can, Funkadelic, The Residents, pretty much everything else from the 70's
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm going to list the 6 albums I would bring with me if I were to be stranded on a desert island (that has electricity...It's a pretty great Island)

In no particular order:

- Pink Floyd - Animals
- Can - Tago Mago
- Genesis - Foxtrot
- Pixies - Doolittle
- Frank Zappa - Overnite Sensation
-Amon Duul II - Tanz Der Lemminge

I'm probably going to ask you this same question,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
*crickets*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at home, listening to, or playing music. I live with my 2 best-friends, so it's not as sad as it sounds....right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a die-hard Survivor fan, I've seen every episode.

This is exactly as sad as it sounds.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You like the outdoors
- You are accepting of other peoples beliefs and cultures
- You speak sarcasm