Things you should know about me before continuing:
0) I'm a tranny. Pre-op. Run, coward. sinistar.jpg
1) I am crazy. 'Sane' is a slur.
2) I am at war with Demiurgos, but just for kicks: I ain't even mad.
3) I am very kinky, but not exclusively so. There are some people with whom I would have/have had only vanilla-ish sex. (er. I guess as vanilla-ish as it gets if you're a tranny. e.e)
4) I am exclusively casual. I do not want to be more than friends with you. If we have hot sex, that is also cool. But seriously, I'm tied up for like 5 more years at least with non-romantic commitments that preclude merging lives with a romantic partner. Even following that, I'm a widow and unlikely to put all my eggs in one basket again. If that ring isn't for your dick or mine, take it elsewhere. ;)
5) I am politically complicated (how could you not be in a world of true contradictions), but basically I get along with everyone. EVERYONE. Even liberals. (No, I'm not conservative, I'm criticizing you from the left, you counterrevolutionary capital junkies.) Also, conservatives, you're probably actually liberals. *frown*) I think most fundamentally I'm an anarchist, but you know, I think YOU (yes, every single person who will ever read this, even the NSA drones) are too, you're probably just somewhat less honest than I am. Otherwise, explain your speeding tickets.
6) I LIKE women. Trans women and cis women. Femmes are hot, butches are hot, dommes are hot, subs are hot, whatever, women = <3.
7) Fucking hell 9000 guys message me and not one of you with the sense to throw on some thigh highs for your profile picture? Scoot. Seriously, I allow my profile to be seen by straight people out of respect for the remote chance that a curious straight girl spots me (hi!), not for y'all scrubs to be ignoring my "go away" welcome mat.
8) I like gender non-conforming people. Too much to say so I'll say nothing.
9) I WILL HURT YOUR FEELINGS. I WILL HURT EVERYONE'S FEELINGS. SO WILL YOU. WE WILL ALL HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AND LEARN TO MANAGE OUR FEELINGS. Dance with Eris.
10) I argue constantly. About everything. I will contradict myself repeatedly and double down when called on it, cackling about dialethism. (If there are no true contradictions, how come every kitty is the best kitty?) It will amuse you when I do it to others and piss you off when I do it to you. The only way out is to distract me with something more interesting. An exercise for the reader.
I guess that's plenty.
"I am pretty sure that cunt is writing sex tips for Cosmo because she hates men." - a friend with a plausible thesis about me