Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


32 Vallejo, CA Trans Woman

Trans Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:57pm
Native American, White
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Other, and laughing about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Mostly non-monogamous
Has kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), German (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I emigrated to this universe from another one where Pearl Jam played a slightly different set list at one of their concerts. It's taken some adjustment.

I'm looking for someone who hasn't seen Blade Runner but has read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

WAIT, don't go, read these two quotes:

"If anyone could prove to me that Christ is outside the truth, and if the truth really did exclude Christ, I should prefer to stay with Christ and not with truth." -Fyodor Dostoevsky

[on being asked how he would react if the theory of general relativity were disconfirmed by experiment] "Then I should have to be sorry for dear God. The theory is correct." - Albert Einstein

If you're smiling and laughing instead of frowning and thinking one or both of them are fools, skip all this shit and talk to me. Unless you're a boy, then shave your body and put on a skirt first.

Things you should know about me before continuing:

0) I'm a tranny. Pre-op. Run, coward. sinistar.jpg
1) I am crazy. 'Sane' is a slur. (Seriously, my Myers-Briggs type is not even remotely stable. The only stable feature appears to be thinking type, but I strongly suspect that is because it is only when I am in a thinking-type mood that I am in a testing mood.)
2) I am at war with Demiurgos, but just for kicks: I ain't even mad.
3) I am very kinky, but not exclusively so. There are some people with whom I would have/have had only vanilla-ish sex. (er. I guess as vanilla-ish as it gets if you're a tranny. e.e)
4) I am exclusively casual. I do not want to be more than friends with you. If we have hot sex, that is also cool. Excessive entanglement is... well, excessive.
5) I am politically complicated (how could you not be in a world of true contradictions), but basically I get along with everyone. EVERYONE. Even liberals. (No, I'm not conservative, I'm criticizing you from the left, you counterrevolutionary capital junkies. Also, conservatives, you're probably actually liberals. *frown*) I think most fundamentally I'm an anarchist, but you know, I think YOU (yes, every single person who will ever read this, even the NSA drones) are too, you're probably just somewhat less honest than I am. Otherwise, explain your speeding tickets.
6) I LIKE women. Trans women and cis women. Femmes are hot, butches are hot, dommes are hot, subs are hot, whatever, women = <3.
7) For the actual sake of "fuck", all these guys message me and not one of you with the sense to throw on some thigh highs for your profile picture? Scoot. Seriously, I allow my profile to be seen by straight people out of respect for the remote chance that a curious straight girl spots me (hi!), not for y'all scrubs to be ignoring my "go away" welcome mat.
8) I like gender non-conforming people. Too much to say so I'll say nothing.
10) I argue constantly. About everything. I will contradict myself repeatedly and double down when called on it, cackling about dialethism. (If there are no true contradictions, how come every kitty is the best kitty?) It will amuse you when I do it to others and piss you off when I do it to you. The only way out is to distract me with something more interesting. An exercise for the reader.

I guess that's plenty.

Bonus item:

"I am pretty sure that cunt is writing sex tips for Cosmo because she hates men." - a friend with a plausible thesis about me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Preparing for the extermination of the proletariat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Philosophy, arguing, and complaining. Are you in love, yet?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am talking down to them, because I am arrogant. And also tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Two of each for merciful brevity!

Books: God Emperor of Dune, Against Method

Movies: SLC Punk!, Being John Malkovich

Shows: Star Trek Deep Space Nine (all star trek but Enterprise, really, but this one = tops), Trailer Park Boys (Star Trek we can fight about, but if you can't appreciate Trailer Park Boys you need a turkey cursing.)

Music: Leftover Crack, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Food: I eat cheese and processed sugar. I will die soon.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) lulz
2) my material karma

That's it. Really I'm not overly attached to the latter. Least, I do little enough to preserve it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
There is no No-Shave November for trannies. Check. Your. Privilege.

Why are you such an authoritarian shit?

How can a police department have an anti-gang unit without annihilating itself in a burst of energy?

Why so many people who "love diversity" can be often found huddled in circles chanting, "rule #1: Never read the comments."

How to prove tautologies aren't necessarily necessarily true.

****** is more offensive than ****** because ******s are more easily offended than ******s.


Any mayor who doesn't smoke crack is basically abusing their office by failing to abuse their office.

Rick Moranis for Batman.

Facebook won't let me create a page named "Faggots Against Banning the Word "Faggot"". Faggots.

Good Morning America is like an unholy trinity of awfulness. First you have "Good", which is the deceiver who appears beautiful, then you have "morning", which I shouldn't have to explain, then you have "America", and, well...

The only sports should be shot put, starcraft 1, figure skating, and cheerleading.

... JFK shot first.

How crying over people saying "tranny" and "shemale" is much more about marginalizing sex workers than anything else.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Responding to romantic inquiries with crazed theosophical ramblings. Why does no one like my style of foreplay?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think this is a stupid question. I've admitted thirty things in this profile that you probably wouldn't. Wuss.

I was a vegetarian for over 10 years, and vegan for one. I was vegan mostly to prove I could do it, and I had earlier switched to vegetarianism (from omnivorism) because my diet was making me ill. (I also switched back from vegetarianism because I thought my diet was making me ill, but I was mistaken and it's not worth my while to reprogram myself to switch back. So I eat meat. But I don't complain when it's absent.)

History is finite but unbounded, and I was and am Diogenes of Sinope. I am recorded as male in the histories because historians are and have always been dicks. That dig at Alexander/Obama re: the bones of his father was in poor taste, I was drunk.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk, hang out, and/or sex.

You're not a cis guy. Basically, if the obstetrician proclaimed you male and you agree, you're working with a severe handicap re: getting into my pants. Protip: Typically, guys who try to overcome this handicap merely wind up providing further justificatory bases for the heuristic.

I looked at your profile, where you mention a boyfriend or husband, and you were and are kinda wishing I'd messaged you. You see, I just work with the assumption that all bi women with man partners who don't disclaim it are working with a one penis policy, and don't message. It's not 100% accurate but it's an amazing time-saving heuristic.

You're poor. (If you're not poor extra effort and most likely deception will be required on your part to convince me you are worth my time.)

You understand that smoking cigarettes is grosser even than smoking resin, and that until OkCupid allows us to specify I will answer "no" to "smoker" even though I smoke hella weed at all times, so as not to be mistaken for a tobacco smoker. (It's okay if you smoke tobacco, though. It is gross, but like, whatever, so is pooping but I can't stop. =( )

If your commitment to social justice involves something other than policing language and screaming check your privilege. (Seriously, check your CIA shill privilege.) (Tumblr pseudo-SJWs are too emotionally fragile for me to fuck. We can be buds, but I will probably make you cry regularly. It's good for you.)

No moderators, censors, or other mind-rapists, please.