ATTN: Assign little weight to my percentages for the time being, I'm currently redoing my questions since I want way different things than two years ago.
I am 31 years old, I have an MA in Philosophy (so, as you might imagine, I'm quite wealthy), and I have an appreciation for the color purple (especially heliotrope.) I like cats, quiet time, and the idea of video games. I don't eat anything with a brain. I'm currently depressed beyond all reason because my favorite sandals broke.
If your job is to wield force at the behest of a government, keep walking.
A friend once said of me, "She wants very badly to believe that the world is very, very, very bad when it is merely very, very bad!" Maybe.
Another friend said of me, "I am pretty sure that cunt is writing sex tips for Cosmo because she hates men." I thought his thesis was sufficiently plausible for inclusion here.
I'm a trans woman*, ** and I'm pretty damn queer, being into folks of all genders. Mostly, I'm into women (cis or trans) and genderqueer folk. I'm attracted to men, but mostly scared shitless of them, so like... sorry guys. I tried setting my profile bi for a long time and never really wrote any guys back. (Sorry, guys.) Oh and I'm anti-racist so don't be afraid to write me if you're not the same color as I am. Even though I'm kinda afraid to write you. (b/c you're a person, not b/c of your race.)
I'm also pretty polyamorous. So. Y'know. That speaks toward compatibility and whatnot. In fact, I'm really only looking to be a "secondary" partner at the moment. I don't have the energy for an all-consuming romance. So if you're looking for a relationship in the one-date-per-month to one-date-per-week range, hit me up.
I'm an anarchist with a red streak, and I advocate anarcho-intolerablism (the thesis that government ought to be made as stupid and malignant as possible so that people are both able and willing to reject it. Lieberman/Cruz 2016.) Anyway, yeah, big socialist anarchist, expropriation is the holiest sacrament of revolution and revolution is every day. So if you even suspect for a second that that could be a problem for you, assume that it is and move along, before I redistribute your wealth. (Not a joke. I will take your shit and give it to Mexicans.)
Chaotic Good is the best alignment.
Asexuals: I might date you.
Sexuals: I might date you, too.
Uh... I don't really want to see you a lot? Occasional outings, or innings, or in and outings, sure, but I have limited energy and other projects, so like I will probably never see you more than once a week. More like once a month. Let's be serious, never.
* Transsexual. Tranny. Trap. Shemale. (but lay off the last three if you want to stay in my good graces.) By the way, if you're not cool with the idea of dating a trans person, don't even talk to me. I'm not interested in knowing you. If you message me without regard for this warning (whether because you didn't care or didn't read it), I will find a way to (legally) shock you in the balls*** with a stun gun for wasting my time. So be on the watch-out for that.
** I don't really buy this whole binary gender jazz that people seem hung up on. I don't have the gender pole we name "woman" crammed up my ass or anything, but I'm standing near enough to it I'm comfortable saying that's where I am. If you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, don't panic and read queer blogs.
*** Oddly enough, it's always cis guys who message without reading.