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Last online
Nov 20, 2014
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I am a fledgeling writer, student of philosophy and a dubious fencer. I am also unspeakably new to this. Happily, I think we are both fully aware of how strange "this" is. We are two characters in a seventies sci-fi novel. It's dystopian. Somehow, through tapping on our word-organs and examining the TeleDisplays our dark and sterile age has provided us with, we make contact across the electro-aether. Sadly, neither of us will turn out to be a mutant, or a telepath, or even an android, but we might find out we like the same band (or something) and then end up kissing. I never said this Sci-Fi novel would be a best seller.
What I’m doing with my life
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dancing just to stave off the hunger

In actuality that was a pretty quote from a song I like. Presently, in my actual life, I study philosophy, swordfight, write, and think. It's that uneasy phase of life were you start to realise that all of those things you really want to do are winking at you invitingly while _all the things you are actually doing_ tug on your shirt and say "you, me, now". The mid to early twenties are terrifying and full of mixed metaphors.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making cups of tea, putting words in the right order, martyred sincerity, being silly, (not) this.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm bloody thin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Yeah lets do this some choice cuts:
FICTION BOOKS: Titus Groan, The Melancholy of Resistance, Invisible Cities, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Seven Pillars of Wisdom, War and Peace, The Once and Future King, The Dictionary of the Khazars, Kafka on the Shore NON-FICTION BOOKS: Dispatches, The Philosophical Investigations, Fear and Trembling, any of Zizek's numerous silly books, FILMS: Stalker, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Apocalypse Now, Citizen Kane, The Werckmeister Harmonies, Withnail and I, The Blues Brothers MUSIC: Neutral Milk Hotel, Joanna Newsom, Frog Eyes, Captain Beefheart Leonard Cohen, David Bowie, The Knife, The Mountain Goats, Nick Cave, My Bloody Valentine, Fleet Foxes GAMES: Morrowind, VTM: Bloodlines, Crusader Kings II, Portal, Minecraft, Dwarf Fortress TELEVISION: Deadwood, The Wire, Doctor Who, The Thick of It, Brass Eye, Jam, Adventure Time
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, internets, music, books, hugs, something else
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
all of the things, really, all right then, philosophy I guess, oh yeah art lots too, the collapse of civilization, the cricket, the last book I read, the book I'm currently reading, philosophy again, why can't I get to sleep, crushing crushing loneliness, 4chan, ha yeah that was funny, my friends, some computer game I just played, dreams (I'm asleep now), my fantastic adventures in dreamland, etc
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With friends and beers, spectacularly not going out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm twenty four. Fucking bloody hell.
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