Most of the men on this site are lying!

It’s true! Think of that guy whose profile you just looked at. “Hi. I like hiking, long walks on the beach, and hugging all night. I’m looking for my soul mate to spend the rest of eternity with.” Sounds nice, but it’s probably not true. Truth is, he’ll probably take you out to Taco Bell, make you order from the value menu, then take you out to a movie where he’ll promptly pull the old “hole in the popcorn bucket trick”, and you’ll never hear from him again. Don’t let this happen to you!!
Well, now you either think I’m totally retarded, or somewhat amusing, so for those of you smiling along with me, keep reading along. Let me tell you what I want in a relationship. I’m not on this site looking for a one night stand, but I’m not going to say that I’m trying to find my future wife, either. Realistically, if I meet a couple of interesting people, that would make my day. If I meet “the one”, that would be awesome, but I don’t believe in putting that kind of pressure on the dating experience; what happens happens. Ideally, I’d like to meet a woman that is intelligent, kind, even tempered, and sexually confident. If that sounds like you, let’s talk!
A little about myself: I’m a fun-loving, easy going guy that recently graduated from UC Davis and moved to Stockton; I’m a music and movie nut, so I’m always up for an intellectual conversation about who is the better Batman – Christian Bale or Michael Keaton, I’ve recently gotten in to surfing and rowing, and I work as a biologist for the county.