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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5' 8" (1.73m)
Doesn’t have kids
English, German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I do my best to never say no, and have a hard time dealing with negativity. Coincidence? Probably not. All food is finger food. I travel often. I'm an introvert. Home Owner's Associations and computer mice piss me off. I still have a baby tooth. I communicate better with noises and pictures than I do with words. My celebrity crush is Lariyah DanielsHayes. I wear glasses and skinny jeans, and listen to bands you've never hear of, but I swear I'm not a hipster. I talk with my hands, even when I'm on the phone. I love Fiesta Ware, and you'll never convince me Pfaltzgraff or Corningware are better. I'll sleep when I'm dead. I sleep like the dead.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm on a mission to reach financial independence through a combination of simple living and smart investing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making chili. Guess my secret ingredient, and I'll give you a prize.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been confused for John Lennon, Julian Lennon, and every member of the Ramones at one point or another.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Complete Works of O. Henry, The Dirt, It Can't Happen Here, The Piano Tuner, Your Money or Your Life, Looking Backward 2000-1887, Walden on Wheels, Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies

Also, these are some blogs I've read "cover to cover" that have changed my life: Mr. Money Mustache, ERE, New Escapologist, Raptitude, Dividend Manta.

Movies: Sci-fi, exploitation, anything Tim Burton & short films. Truth be told, though, I don't usually enjoy watching movies. I always find they're either too short or too long relative to the actual story. If you want to play a fun drinking game, you should message me with titles of movies you think everyone has seen. If I haven't seen it, I drink. If I have, you drink. Deal?

TV shows: Parks & Recreation, Star Trek TNG, Scrubs, most anything on HBO, Breaking Bad, Hell On Wheels, Community

Music: Sleaze. For those wondering what it sounds like, imagine Punk, Rock, Metal, and Glam all had a wild orgy that produced incestuous offspring, who then went on to have a bastard grandchild no one loves. Sleaze is that bastard grandchild.

I'm also classically trained on trombone, and enjoy the likes of Wagner, Tchaikovsky, Mahler, Dvořák & Brahms. Speaking of Brahms, you should messsge me if this makes you laugh:

Food: It's hard to top a good burrito. I also like beets.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee in the morning, beer in the evening, music throughout the day and good friends always. And denim and leather, brought us all together.

Actually, those last two aren't true anymore, but I can't make a song reference out of Zque certified merino wool and domestically produced techwear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and food. Sometimes both at the same time.

Also, financial independence.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If there's a good concert, I'm there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Christina Aguilera song in regular rotation on my iPod.
You should message me if
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You're hungry so we can go get a bite to eat,

You want to play the movie drinking game with me,

You want to swap frugality tips and investing strategies,

You found the Oxford comma earlier in my profile and want to tell me how much you love it, hate it, or are driven crazy that there isn't one in this list right here <-----

Or if you also like beets. Because let's face it, people who like beets are as awesome as they are rare.