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  • Ages 25-35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5' 8" (1.73m)
Doesn’t have kids
English, German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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"To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap." - Robert Fulghum

I'm working on leaving this world just a little bit better than I found it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making chili. Guess my secret ingredient, and I'll give you a prize.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been confused for John Lennon, Julian Lennon, and every member of the Ramones at one point or another.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: The Complete Works of O. Henry
Movie: Welcome Yankee
TV show: Parks & Recreation
Music: Crashdïet
Food: I eat my body weight in hummus annually.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee in the morning, beer in the evening, music throughout the day and good friends always. And denim and leather, brought us all together.

Actually, those last two aren't true anymore, but I can't make a song reference out of Zque certified merino wool and domestically produced techwear.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and food. Sometimes both at the same time.

The secret to a long and healthy life. I suspect it's as easy as having something to live for.

Why did anyone ever think shooting fish in a barrel was a good idea?

Death and taxes. They may be certain, but with a little planning, they can be delayed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If there's a good concert, I'm there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a Christina Aguilera song in regular rotation on my iPod.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This video makes you laugh. Or this one.

You could carry on a conversation with nothing but Parks & Recreation quotes."Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?"

You're hungry, so we can go get a bite to eat. Maybe some kind of breakfast food. Notice a theme yet?

You should also message me if you can tell me who Mr. Money Mustache is,

You know the difference between your, you're, yore and Yor,

Or if you like beets. Because let's face it, people who like beets are as awesome as they are rare.