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30 M Grand Rapids, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:33pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
I am David. I have a silly sense of humor, can cook beyond throwing something frozen in the oven or microwave, and know my way around West Michigan. But most important I don't take selfies in a mirror with my shirt off. This epidemic apparently has hit many OKC profiles. I simply would not want you to believe I cannot afford shirts. I own many shirts that have gone into laundry machines around the world. You want to see me without any items of clothing on you have to earn it, no free loading.

I will have my Masters in Social Work from Grand Valley on April 26. An MSW makes the most sense for job security, and let's face it being able to work and stay employed is a perk after paying for another fancy degree. I like to reduce my stress by attending Artprize and Grand Rapids Griffins games, seeing the Fish Ladder and trying new restaurants. If the weather is warm I love Grand Haven or generally being outside since a nice day is a shame to waste. I also visit breweries or bars in the West Michigan area. After all we are Beer City, and I also can't make it too easy to stalk me without talking on here first now can I?

What I am looking for? Oh, just that happily ever after ending Walt Disney made us believe in. Simple, right? Well I wish it were that easy to find that special someone but maybe I find her on here. A sense of humor is mandatory. I can be very sarcastic and downright silly most of the time. Don't girls always say they want a guy with a sense of humor anyways? Well, I certainly feel I fit the bill.
What I’m doing with my life
Slowly preparing to rule the world. I still need a queen for when this event occurs. I am currently accepting applications until the position is filled.
I’m really good at
Slaying dragons. Ask yourself when was the last time you saw a dragon in West Michigan? Well okay, there might still be the Komodo at John Ball but at least he is contained behind glass. Nonetheless due to my efforts I don't anticipate seeing anything like Smaug burning and pillaging The Mitten anytime soon.
The first things people usually notice about me
People seem to always be staring at my butt, probably because my wallet is there. It is quite big...and full of credit and membership cards that tend to fall out at inopportune times. I have been told it is the George Costanza of wallets when that event occurs (which I do not believe is a compliment since George was considered the king of idiots on Seinfeld). People also comment on how I look younger than my age. But at least they don't say I look like a kid; I would have grandmas pinching my cheeks left and right!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, The Corrections and The Other Side of the River.

Movies: Jurassic Park, Crash, Pan's Labyrinth, The Lives of Others, Lord of the Rings trilogy, American Beauty, How to Train Your Dragon, The Nightmare Before Christmas and The Princess Bride

Music: Classic rock and alternative metal. I like some country music but more of the older stuff that I listened to as a kid. I find nostalgia is pretty nice as I age.

Food: Anything that tastes good, particularly Italian, seafood and Chinese. I have also eaten Arabic and other different ethnic cuisines that were quite good so I am open to broadening my taste buds.
The six things I could never do without
1. My computer, mainly for the internet. I never realized how dependent I was on the internet until I did not have it for even one day. I find that fact rather depressing.
2. A sense of humor
3. My friends
4. Food and water. There is a slight chance I might die if I do not have any sustenance in my body.
5. My hygiene items like soap, shampoo, etc. Guys kind of stink in a hurry when they don't bathe, and last time I checked I was still a guy.
6. My memory foam mattress.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How pissed did a T-rex get offered a high five?Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns come in packages of 8? If a tree falls down in the forest and hits a mime, does anybody care? What if the hokey pokey is not what it is all about? Hey, somebody needs to think about these life-changing matters.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am working the poles on weekends at Diversions...just kidding. I think if I had the body and contortion of an exotic dancer I would not need an account on here anymore (and likely have guys hitting on me too). Usually I go out to eat, see a movie, catch a Griffins game or go to a local watering hole to mingle with the common folk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well besides being a guy and having that whole 8 seconds thing, I like eating pie. Take me out for pie and I will be very happy. Or frozen yogurt, that stuff is amazing. I also like cuddling. After all cuddling relieves depression and anxiety, both things that I try to avoid. I also cannot stand drama unless I am watching a movie or theater show.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You are a super model with nice...lady bits, make millions, can ride a manatee...the basics in an online partner, right? I will admit I like girls that have motivation that can lead to being financially stable and are nice to look at. I don't think I am asking too much with those two qualities compared to some other things that have been considered deal breakers using dating sites. The last one? Well...if you got that sort of talent I certainly will be impressed. All I have managed to do so far is rub one of those large mammals on the belly.

But in all seriousness (okay, some seriousness) if you like my silliness and understand humor is healthy, you want to tour what Grand Rapids has to offer for things to pass the time, you feel the only games to play in a relationship have words like Uno or Scrabble, or simply like my profile and I sound like a catch you should message me. I could be your Prince Charming and we ride off into the sunset...but not on a horse, or even a vehicle named after a stallion. If everything sounds great shoot me a message and we will plan our grand adventure.