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dalberta1

30 M Caledonia, MI

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
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My name is David and I am on this site just like you. See, we already have something in common! So what makes me super studly? Well, I can pat my head and rub my belly at the same time. If that skill is not enough to win you over then your standards are way too high. But other talents are my silly and sarcastic sense of humor, the ability to cook beyond the microwave, and most importantly not taking shirtless selfies in a mirror. I have no issue with girls seeing my torso, I simply would not want them to believe I cannot afford shirts. I own many shirts that have gone into laundry machines around the world.

I graduated with a Masters in Social Work from GVSU this April, and it feels good to finally have more time to socialize. Currently I work for Spartan stores while searching for a position that makes use of my new fancy piece of paper, but at least I am lucky to be working. I enjoy Artprize, sporting events, Blues on the Mall, and trying restaurants. Finally being Beer City I visit breweries or any other places with good food and booze.

What I am looking for? Oh, just that happily ever after Disney made us believe in. Simple, right? Well if only it took a few hours and some talking animals to find our special someone but being on here is hopefully a first step. I would like somebody who has a sense of humor, or at least appreciates mine. Aren't girls always saying a guy with a sense of humor makes their pants drop? Well maybe not actually shed clothing but I am hoping being funny wins a woman over. Of course if you want to strip down because I make you laugh I don't think I will complain...I am a guy after all.
What I’m doing with my life
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Slowly preparing to rule the world. I still need a queen for when this event occurs. I am currently accepting applications until the position is filled. The job offers a good benefits package.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stopping dragons. Ask yourself when was the last time you saw a dragon in West Michigan? Okay, there might still be the Komodo at John Ball but at least he is contained behind glass and can't shoot fire.

And I think armed with my social work skills I am good at trying to see people's strengths vs. weaknesses. I find on first dates being critical vs. giving compliments is a sure-fire way to make sure that second date doesn't happen. Unless of course the other person is being rude, then Dave starts spitting venom like a cobra.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People seem to always be staring at my butt, probably because my wallet is there. People also comment on how I look younger than my age. But at least they don't say I look like a kid; I would have grandmas pinching my cheeks left and right!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, The Corrections and The Other Side of the River.

Movies: Jurassic Park, Crash, Pan's Labyrinth, The Lives of Others, Lord of the Rings trilogy, American Beauty, Despicable Me, How to Train Your Dragon, The Nightmare Before Christmas and The Princess Bride

TV: Mainly Detroit Red Wings, Michigan football and Lions games, but I also like Family Guy, American Dad, Robot Chicken, 30 Rock, The Soup and Modern Family.

Music: Classic rock and alternative metal. It is a sign I am getting older. Good ol' nostalgia!

Food: Anything that tastes good, particularly Italian, seafood and Chinese. But I am pretty open to any new taste bud experiences. Never know until you try.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The internet. I never realized how dependent I was until I did not have it for even one day. I find that fact rather depressing.
2. A sense of humor
3. My friends
4. Food and water. There is a slight chance I might die if I do not have any sustenance in my body.
5. My hygiene items like soap, shampoo, etc. Guys kind of stink in a hurry when they don't bathe, and last time I checked I was still a guy.
6. My memory foam mattress.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How does a T-rex give a high five? Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 but hot dog buns come in packages of 8? If a tree falls down in the forest and hits a mime, does anybody care? What if the hokey pokey is not what it is all about? What if aliens exist and they are just laughing at all the stupid stuff people do on a daily basis instead of invading? Why is dating so complicated these days? Hey, I like you and you like me so let's be happy and not create drama. Simple, right? If only...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am working the poles on weekends at Diversions...just kidding. I think if I had the body and contortion of an exotic dancer mixed with my colorful personality I would be taken already. Usually I go out to eat, see a movie, catch a Griffins game or go to a local watering hole if I am in the mood. Otherwise I stay in and make food. Many exciting ways to spend my time!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love frozen yogurt, that stuff is like intercourse for the mouth. I don't trust anybody who claims to hate bacon that is not a vegetarian. I like cuddling, it relieves both depression and anxiety. I saw a great white shark in person, and it swam away from me...but probably due to finding food vs. scared of yours truly. Finally I am naked underneath my clothes. Don't believe me? Take a look for yourself.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You have a super model body, make millions, can ride a manatee...the basic demands people look for in an online partner, right? Well maybe I am being a little facetious with my examples but I don't like silly deal breakers that try to find the perfect person, since none exists. We are all just two flawed individuals meeting up who hopefully don't want to chuck one another into the Grand River after an outing. That river is gross, any girl who shoved me in is not getting a hug at the end of the night. And I give really good hugs so I wouldn't suggest blowing that opportunity.

But in all seriousness (okay, some seriousness) hit me up if you possess good values, like exploring West Michigan, believe the only games to play in relationships include words like Monopoly or Battleship, or you just liked what I wrote and believe we would get along. Isn't the whole point to like one another's profile and see if we hit it off in the "real world?" So unless a crocodile or shark bit off your hands you should have one left for typing me a nice message and we can go on a grand adventure.