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  • Ages 18–28
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:01pm
Middle Eastern, White, Other
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism and it’s important
Working on University
Wants kids
English, Spanish (Somewhat), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're the kind of girl who starts tickle fights just to get tickled back, keep reading

Just a Jewish guy with loads of ambition, but who needs that special gal to give me that extra boost of energy.

I'm more of a homebody and introvert, definitely old school, and have a splash of Israeli mashuganah to keep things from getting boring.

I'd rather talk with you than say more....

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
-Not rolling on Shabbas--sadly I'm not as big of a fan of "The Big Labowski" as I want to be. Honestly, I am trying to become more religious. The goal isn't a white shirt and black hat, just knowing the prayers and keeping kosher more strictly...maybe...tomorrow...

-Finally getting over nostalgia for nostalgia's sake, and being a man (late bloomer, I guess...I've always been more of the tortoise than the hare anyhow--and guess who won that race)

-Trying to finally finish up a novel I've been toying with...for years actually o.0 woah time flies. Let's just say Star Wars really encouraged me to reach for the stars--if a nobody can become a billionaire through imagination, then why not a trillionaire? yep, my head is that far up the clouds, because why not--you only live once...(I've had chronic pain since being a kid, so ceasing the day has never been overly difficult for me. Though ironically I am a bit of a homebody, so ceasing the day could just be watching movies and trying new recipes)

-and law school...yay?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-faking it 'till I make it

-being overly philosophical and connecting the dots

-planning things the follow-through, yeah that's where I need some help
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-that I'm the strong silent type who actually loves making those around me laugh until they pee (which has happened multiple times, but luckily they went to the restroom...literally again and again)

- eventually you'll realize I'm just a big kid at heart, even though I'm more mature than the average bear

-apparently my sense of fashion. I'm not into big bold colors, but I do appreciate unique details

-my hat. I just noticed I don't have any profile pics with a hat, but I'm usually wearing one (I wear a kippah underneath, but that's mostly just for me...I'm not that religious)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
argh too much...I grew up soaking media in like Abed from Community for the sake of not being such an outsider (I'm the first in my immediate family born in the US, so...)

-books--I could talk about all the geeky books I used to be into, from Sidney to Shakespeare to...but let's just say the Harry Potter series for now, and call it a night

-movies--Star Wars. I'm not going to bore you with a million more titles...

-shows--cooking shows, well made cartoons like Airbender and Gumball, and way too many more.

-music--if it's not hardcore rap or screaming metal, I'm up for it. Oh, and I'll always have a soft spot for classical music (especially strings)

-food--if it's kosher, I'm all over it. Oh, but it does kind of have to fit into this diet called's probably easier if you Google it (it's because of that chronic pain I mentioned earlier...)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
oh, and this is in no particular order:
-my Jewish perspective
-Shabbat--seriously, I miss having one care-free day, but ever since law school it's been an uphill battle to have that one day
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-everything...I'm a serious over-thinker (gift and a curse, like Monk used to say--don't you miss that show!?)
-stuff that can go into my novel I mentioned earlier (I can't even control it anymore...)
-the past and the future, but rarely the present--maybe you can help me change that (Did that sound cheesy? Good. Just Checkin')
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shabbat time...which kinda means lazy TV time and good food made by mom
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- Besides loads of private questions I answered on the site (check 'em out because I'm not going to be the one bringing them up haha) I'd say the one thing I'm most self-conscious about is my chronic stomach problem--a bit of a bummer, but it's made more mature, and help me appreciate every moment, and I wouldn't trade the experience for anything in the world.

-OH and I'm afraid of spiders...they are one of the coolest animals, but...from afar
You should message me if
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-Israeli and modern-orthodox-ish

-can't wait to have a family (12 kids right?)

-ticklish wink wink