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My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm John. I was an English major at the University of Minnesota. My true desire is to be a writer but for now I'm working a state job. I'm a pretty fun guy to get to know and be around and stuff. I'm shy and quiet until you REALLY get to know me. Then I don't shut up. My sense of humor ranges from sarcastic to morbid to, well, just about anything actually. I'm a listener, not a talker. Go ahead, talk my ear off. As long as it's entertaining subject matter I'll enjoy every minute of it.

"In silence we face and admit that gap between the depths of our being, which we consistently ignore, and the surface which is so often untrue to our own reality." - Thomas Merton

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Collecting on your taxes. SRSLY. But only if you live in the state of Minnesota. Living with one of my sisters in an apartment in St. Louis Park. Watching movies and cartoons. Yearning for an opportunity to be something more. Sitting back, relaxing, enjoying what life has to offer.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Useless pop trivia. Did you know that in an early draft of the script for Who Framed Roger Rabbit that Judge Doom was really the hunter who killed Bambi's mother? Did you know that the first song played over the military band radio during the first gulf war was "Rock the Casbah" by The Clash? I'm also good at starting stupid arguments for no reason other than the fact that I like to argue about stupid things.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I have absolutely no idea. Crotch bulge?

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

(a)My favorite books would have to be the His Dark Materials Trilogy, the Harry Potter books, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, Frankenstein, Great Expectations, The Fuck Up, South of the Border West of the Sun, anything by Chuck Palahniuk.

(b)Couldn't tell ya, I love WAY too many movies to ever pick a favorite.

(c)Music... hmm... Nine Inch Nails is my favorite, Tool, APC, Radiohead, Tweaker, OhGr, Prick, The Darkness, Dresden Dolls, The Raconteurs, Blackalicious, The Faint, Error, Beatles, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Dread Zeppelin, Talib Kweli, Zeph & Azeem, VNV Nation, Orgy, Bobby Darin, Combichrist, Rage Against the Machine, The Wood Brothers, Nellie McKay, Plaid, Telefon tel Aviv, stuff like that.

(d)Foods.. I like all kinds of foods. I'm willing to try new stuff all the time. My favorite food, however, would have to be spaghetti with meatballs. And garlic bread.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Besides food, shelter, clothing, water, and maybe even the love of another? Hmm.. Honesty, sense of humor, music, movies, interesting things to read/write about, and uh.. something else.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

My thoughts range from what my next story will be about, to cartoons I find amusing, to deeply philosophical things, to sex, to what I wish I had to eat. I have an overactive imagination. I'm also a bit paranoid at times and I worry about things that I probably shouldn't but at least I have fun with it.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Watching movies, avoiding the general public and yet longing for its attention, debating whether or not I should go to the Tea Garden or the coffee house, starting to write yet another story that I'll probably never finish, working, occasionally finding myself in some sort of odd situation that one would never actually imagine happening in real life. Basically I do the same things on Friday nights as I do just about every other night.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I find arguments/debates over the most mundane of things to be an incredible turn on. I have no idea why. My mind is truly my greatest erogenous zone.

One time I kissed a girl that I think may have at one time been a guy. It's a good story. Maybe I'll tell you.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You were at all attracted to George McFly in the Back to the Future series. You like to debate and/or argue. You can laugh at just about anything. You can appreciate the fact that I might not always have much to say. The thought of a late night drive whilst singing along with "Head Over Feet" by Alanis Morissette sounds appealing to you. You hate feet. You have a Wii and want to take me on in Smash Bros. Brawl online. You are Anderson Cooper.

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