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damassagedudemi

37 M Westland, MI

My Details

Last Online
Jan 17, 2010
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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From My Facebook Profile:
I'm real, probably too real for lots of people. Probably the only difference is that professional Dale is a bit more subdued that real Dale. I'm real funny, real funny looking, I don't have a ton of pictures because I don't like the shape of my head in any of them, I know what I look like and most of you do too! If you don't know what I look like from the picture I'm a cross between the lead singers from Smashing Pumpkins and Staind.
I like Work, Being Funny, Being Funny Looking, Politics (Only to see the Jerry Springer like race to the bottom), Watching Rod Blagojevich the Governor of Illinois (a state I used to live in) get absolutely more nuts by the day on national TV, technology, going to places I've never been before, winning the lottery one day (retirement plan), acting like a moron, road rage, eating tasty animals, hunting, fishing, climbing sand dunes, liposuction (if I get ahead enough), loving the Chicago Bears, Cubs, Detroit Pistons, Redwings, and HATING THE GD MF LIONS!!!!.

From My Facebook Profile:
I'm real, probably too real for lots of people. Probably the only difference is that professional Dale is a bit more subdued that real Dale. I'm real funny, real funny looking, I don't have a ton of pictures because I don't like the shape of my head in any of them, I know what I look like and most of you do too! If you don't know what I look like from the picture I'm a cross between the lead singers from Smashing Pumpkins and Staind.
I like Work, Being Funny, Being Funny Looking, Politics (Only to see the Jerry Springer like race to the bottom), Watching Rod Blagojevich the Governor of Illinois (a state I used to live in) get absolutely more nuts by the day on national TV, technology, going to places I've never been before, winning the lottery one day (retirement plan), acting like a moron, road rage, eating tasty animals, hunting, fishing, climbing sand dunes, liposuction (if I get ahead enough), loving the Chicago Bears, Cubs, Detroit Pistons, Redwings, and HATING THE GD MF LIONS!!!!.

I am Funny, Caring, and Empathetic
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently a massage therapist (professionally), I've had my own business for 6 years, I like what I do, I make my own hours. I generally enjoy life at my pace.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massage therapy, making people laugh, helping people to feel better in life. There's more I'm sure just thinking about that ?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Round head, that I'm a nice person, I'm a genuine/real person as well!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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From My Facebook Profile:

Books: Didn't you read the above, when do I have time to read! I didn't even know they made books anymore, isn't that a waste of trees with all of these things that I have with screens why are we cutting down trees anymore for books?.

Movies: Beavis And Butthead Do America, Office Space, Independence Day, Men in Black, Star Wars, Caddyshack, National Lampoon's Vacations (all of them), anything with Bill Murray, all of the American Pie movies, Road Trip, Gone In 60 Seconds, Anything by John Hughes set in the 80's in Chicago (Breakfast Club, Home Alone, Uncle Buck, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, etc.), Dumb And Dumber, Any Given Sunday, Analyze This, True Lies, The Whole 9/10 Yards, Most Horror films (the Exorcist, Omen, Halloween etc.). Anything comedy works, nice if there's some action too. I don't do sappy chick films, there are a few that could be borderline that I like (Steel Magnolias, Terms Of Endearment). I also like some older flicks that I basically found from AMC..

TV Shows: House, Two And A Half Men, My Name Is Earl, The Office, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, Boston Legal, How I Met Your Mother, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Intervention, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Chelsea Lately, Lou Dobbs, Hannity And Colmes, The O'reilly Factor, AC 360, Larry King Live, Nancy Grace, King Of Queens, King Of The Hill, Bernie Mac, Desperate Housewives, South Park, SNL, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Beavis And Butthead

Oh and FOOTBALL, but not the GD/MF Lions!.

Music: Well if you see me professionally you'll hear this boring repeating soft stuff that I really pay no attention to and clients sleep through. In real life I listen to Disturbed, Slipknot, System of a Down, Metallica, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Korn, Kid Rock, Limp Bizkit, The White Stripes, Fall Out Boy, Eminem, Evanescence, Modest Mouse, My Chemical Romance, Hot Hot Heat, 311, Oasis, A Perfect Circle, Ac / dc, Aerosmith, AFI, Alien Ant Farm, Barenaked Ladies, Beastie Boys, Beck, Ben Folds, Better Than Ezra, Billy Idol, Billy Talent, Black Crows, Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Blue October, Blur, Breaking Benjamin, Buckcherry, Bush, Cake, Nickelback, Chevelle, Chris Daughtry, Coheed And Cambria, Cold, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, The Cranberries, Creed, Custom, Cypress Hill, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Matthews Band, Def Leppard, Default, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Destiny's Child, Beyonce, Dr. Dre, Duran Duran, Eagles, Eddie Vedder, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, En Vogue, Eric Clapton, Evans Blue, Eve 6, Everclear, Everlast, Faith Hill, Fastball, Fatboy Slim, Fergie, Filter, Seether, Finger Eleven, Five For Fighting, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Fuel, Garbage, Ghetto Boys, Gin Blossoms, GOB, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Gorillaz, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Hinder, Hole, Hoobastank, INXS, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jane's Addiction, Jet, Jimmy Eat World, Jimmy Buffet, Jimmy Hendrix, John Cougar Mellencamp, Journey, Keane, Kelly Clarkson, The Killers, KISS, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Lit, Live, Liz Phair, Local H, 3 Doors Down, Marcy Playground, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Matchbox 20, Rob Thomas, Michelle Branch, Santana, Moby, Motley Crue, Mudvayne, Muse, Nelly Furtado, Nelly, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, O.A.R, Offspring, Our Lady Peace, Outkast, Ozzy Osbourne, Panic! At The Disco, Papa Roach, Paramore, Pat Benetar, Peter Gabriel, Pilate, Pink, Pink Floyd, POD, Puddle Of Mudd, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REM, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, Roxette, Rush, Run DMC, Saliva, Salt N Pepa, Sara Evans, Sarah Mclachlan, Savage Garden, Scorpions, Poison, Seal, Seven Mary Three, Shakira, Shania Twain, Sheryl Crow, Smashmouth, Sick Puppies, Silverchair, Simon And Garfunkel, Simple Minds, Simple Plan, Skid Row, Slaughter, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Snow Patrol, Social Distortion, Soul Coughing, Train, Sponge, Staind, Steve Miller Band, Sting, Stone Temple Pilots, Stone Sour, Story of the Year, Sublime, Sugar Ray, Sum 41, Switchfoot, Taking Back Sunday, Tantric, Taproot, Tears For Fears, Tegan And Sara, All American Rejects, Beatles, The Bravery, The Calling, The Cardigans, The Clash, The Cure, The Exies, The Stills, The Strokes, Tragically Hip, Transplants, The Used, Verve Pipe, The Vines, The Von Bondies, The Wallflowers, Theory Of A Deadman, They Might Be Giants, Third Eye Blind, Thousand Foot Krutch, Three Days Grace, TLC, Tom Petty, Tonic, Tool, Tori Amos, Trapt, Trust Company, U2, Uncle Cracker, Unwritten Law, Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, Venga Boys, Vertical Horizon, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Whitesnake, Will Smith, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yellowcard, Zug Island, ZZ Top. All of this is really in no particular order, there's over 3000 MP3's on here, these are just the highlights!.

From My Facebook Profile:

Books: Didn't you read the above, when do I have time to read! I didn't even know they made books anymore, isn't that a waste of trees with all of these things that I have with screens why are we cutting down trees anymore for books?.

Movies: Beavis And Butthead Do America, Office Space, Independence Day, Men in Black, Star Wars, Caddyshack, National Lampoon's Vacations (all of them), anything with Bill Murray, all of the American Pie movies, Road Trip, Gone In 60 Seconds, Anything by John Hughes set in the 80's in Chicago (Breakfast Club, Home Alone, Uncle Buck, Sixteen Candles, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, etc.), Dumb And Dumber, Any Given Sunday, Analyze This, True Lies, The Whole 9/10 Yards, Most Horror films (the Exorcist, Omen, Halloween etc.). Anything comedy works, nice if there's some action too. I don't do sappy chick films, there are a few that could be borderline that I like (Steel Magnolias, Terms Of Endearment). I also like some older flicks that I basically found from AMC..

TV Shows: House, Two And A Half Men, My Name Is Earl, The Office, Seinfeld, Everybody Loves Raymond, Boston Legal, How I Met Your Mother, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Intervention, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Chelsea Lately, Lou Dobbs, Hannity And Colmes, The O'reilly Factor, AC 360, Larry King Live, Nancy Grace, King Of Queens, King Of The Hill, Bernie Mac, Desperate Housewives, South Park, SNL, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Beavis And Butthead

Oh and FOOTBALL, but not the GD/MF Lions!.

Music: Well if you see me professionally you'll hear this boring repeating soft stuff that I really pay no attention to and clients sleep through. In real life I listen to Disturbed, Slipknot, System of a Down, Metallica, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Audioslave, Korn, Kid Rock, Limp Bizkit, The White Stripes, Fall Out Boy, Eminem, Evanescence, Modest Mouse, My Chemical Romance, Hot Hot Heat, 311, Oasis, A Perfect Circle, Ac / dc, Aerosmith, AFI, Alien Ant Farm, Barenaked Ladies, Beastie Boys, Beck, Ben Folds, Better Than Ezra, Billy Idol, Billy Talent, Black Crows, Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Blue October, Blur, Breaking Benjamin, Buckcherry, Bush, Cake, Nickelback, Chevelle, Chris Daughtry, Coheed And Cambria, Cold, Coldplay, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, The Cranberries, Creed, Custom, Cypress Hill, Dashboard Confessional, Dave Matthews Band, Def Leppard, Default, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Destiny's Child, Beyonce, Dr. Dre, Duran Duran, Eagles, Eddie Vedder, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, En Vogue, Eric Clapton, Evans Blue, Eve 6, Everclear, Everlast, Faith Hill, Fastball, Fatboy Slim, Fergie, Filter, Seether, Finger Eleven, Five For Fighting, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Fuel, Garbage, Ghetto Boys, Gin Blossoms, GOB, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Gorillaz, Green Day, Gwen Stefani, Hinder, Hole, Hoobastank, INXS, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jane's Addiction, Jet, Jimmy Eat World, Jimmy Buffet, Jimmy Hendrix, John Cougar Mellencamp, Journey, Keane, Kelly Clarkson, The Killers, KISS, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Lit, Live, Liz Phair, Local H, 3 Doors Down, Marcy Playground, Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Matchbox 20, Rob Thomas, Michelle Branch, Santana, Moby, Motley Crue, Mudvayne, Muse, Nelly Furtado, Nelly, Nine Inch Nails, No Doubt, O.A.R, Offspring, Our Lady Peace, Outkast, Ozzy Osbourne, Panic! At The Disco, Papa Roach, Paramore, Pat Benetar, Peter Gabriel, Pilate, Pink, Pink Floyd, POD, Puddle Of Mudd, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REM, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, Roxette, Rush, Run DMC, Saliva, Salt N Pepa, Sara Evans, Sarah Mclachlan, Savage Garden, Scorpions, Poison, Seal, Seven Mary Three, Shakira, Shania Twain, Sheryl Crow, Smashmouth, Sick Puppies, Silverchair, Simon And Garfunkel, Simple Minds, Simple Plan, Skid Row, Slaughter, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, Snow Patrol, Social Distortion, Soul Coughing, Train, Sponge, Staind, Steve Miller Band, Sting, Stone Temple Pilots, Stone Sour, Story of the Year, Sublime, Sugar Ray, Sum 41, Switchfoot, Taking Back Sunday, Tantric, Taproot, Tears For Fears, Tegan And Sara, All American Rejects, Beatles, The Bravery, The Calling, The Cardigans, The Clash, The Cure, The Exies, The Stills, The Strokes, Tragically Hip, Transplants, The Used, Verve Pipe, The Vines, The Von Bondies, The Wallflowers, Theory Of A Deadman, They Might Be Giants, Third Eye Blind, Thousand Foot Krutch, Three Days Grace, TLC, Tom Petty, Tonic, Tool, Tori Amos, Trapt, Trust Company, U2, Uncle Cracker, Unwritten Law, Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, Venga Boys, Vertical Horizon, Violent Femmes, Weezer, Whitesnake, Will Smith, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yellowcard, Zug Island, ZZ Top. All of this is really in no particular order, there's over 3000 MP3's on here, these are just the highlights!.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A car to get around in, Coke in the cupholder, music to listen to, something in my wallet, someone to share a laugh, and my cell phone/computer (smartphone).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Funny stuff that no one would ever think of.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well for me they should move this to Saturday, where you may find me at the local bar putting back a few. Generally Friday is a worknight for me but not always.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll get to that later, sorry!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're a real person, you like to laugh and you like to have my massage services when we would meet (free perk to the lucky lady).