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dame-chastain

23 F Wynantskill, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:55am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a simple girl with simple tastes, like good food and classic music and well-crafted plans for world domination.

(Woo me with s'mores, lots of attentive cuddling, and well-written TV shows.)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a director at a summer camp. Other than that, I spend my time writing sappy free verse poetry, reading, drinking lots of coffee. Working out how I can turn summer camp into a year-round job that pays enough for me to eat and make rent and do other important stuff.
I’m really good at
hiking, singing very loudly, dodgeball, laser tag, making up crazy stories about dragons and Marilyn Monroe, acting out The Princess Bride by myself, making weird faces, ignoring mosquito bites forever, cannonball contests, making up games with no materials except a fake plastic quarter (and usually not even that), shadow puppets, making twelve PB&J sandwiches in a matter of seconds, impromptu skits, teaching little kids not to shoot each other with bows & arrows, not tripping over huge tree roots at night in the woods with fifteen or so ten-year-olds in tow. Oh, the joys of camp.

Also I have a nice enough singing voice. This is what I sound like: http://theysayoftheacropolis.tumblr.com/post/65585931605
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes? My hair? My boobs? I don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter; Shakespeare; anything by Neil Gaiman (with "Sandman" and "Neverwhere" in the lead). Lots of classics. Things that are funny - Douglas Adams, Tom Robbins, Franz Kafka. Plays. Some well-written YA fiction with decent structure and good character development.

Movies: Anything with the Muppets, anything with Alan Rickman. Mostly anything with Tom Hanks. The Princess Bride, You've Got Mail, Sleepless In Seattle. Old films like Casablanca and Bringing Up Baby and It Happened One Night.

TV: My favorite show is Supernatural. Other favorites: OitNB, Hannibal, The I.T. Crowd, and the now-ended Slings and Arrows. I also watch Sherlock and Doctor Who casually. And, you know, who doesn't like Friends?

Music: The main thing is that Led Zeppelin is basically a religious experience for me. Other than that: Regina Spektor, Disney music, Bessie Smith, Louis Armstrong, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Tally Hall, Johnny Cash... the list goes on.

Food: carbs and meat. Also I love burritos.
The six things I could never do without
Internet, dinosaur chicken nuggets, dogs, mythology, music, and beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Feminism, gender equality, pizza
On a typical Friday night I am
It varies. Last Friday I went to a play. The Friday before I stayed home and watched a movie. So, you know. Whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hahahahahaha here goes:
I used to date this guy I really liked, but I was too insecure about myself to believe that he would continue to like me if I made him use a condom, and his comfort mattered more to me than my health or safety. So if he didn't seem intent on using one I wouldn't push the issue, and now I've got herpes! Woohoo for responsible life choices. Always use protection, kids.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You wan to go hiking sometime - you want to suggest a trail - you have a dog I can play with (I will probably ignore you if there is a dog around) - you want to grab a coffee sometime - you want to recommend a bar - you watch Supernatural and/or Hannibal and want to talk about it at length - you have complex and articulate (and mostly positive) opinions about Neil Gaiman's work and want to discuss them with somebody who also loves him - you have a poet or other author you love and think I should read - you just wanna have a goddamn conversation - you have something to say beyond "hey" or "hi" or similar, because I simply don't know how to have a conversation based on that one thing.