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dame-chastain

23 F Warrenton, VA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 22–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:04pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like stories, hiking, dodgeball-like games, hot food, dark beer, good wine, and music. I probably would have been an excellent viking.

Also I am a Harry Potter trivia BEAST.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Someday I'm going to be a poet AND I'll get paid for it.

In the summer I'm a program director at a camp specializing in outdoor rec. I love it, wouldn't trade it for anything. There's nothing like camp life.

Other than that, I spend my time in the off season waiting tables, writing poetry, reading, occasionally cooking, and drinking lots of coffee.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making dumb jokes, laughing at other people's dumb jokes, pulling faces, being polite or sarcastic as the situation requires... probably some other similar stuff.

If you catch me at the right moment I will very enthusiastically:
a) tell you some of my favorite stories by some of my favorite authors
and/or
b) launch into an extended monologue on my thoughts about my favorite works of literature.

Also I have a nice enough singing voice. This is what I sound like: http://theysayoftheacropolis.tumblr.com/post/65585931605
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think I'm taller than people expect. That might be it. Or it might be my huge... tracts of land.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter; Shakespeare; anything by Neil Gaiman (with Neverwhere in the lead, followed closely by American Gods). Lots of classics: the Brontes, Jane Austen, Poe, Kafka. Things that are funny: Douglas Adams, Tom Robbins. Some well-written YA fiction with decent structure and good character development (The Giver, Holes). Currently reading We Are Not Ourselves by Matthew Thomas.

Movies: Casablanca is probably my favorite. Other than that, there are... a lot. So many, and from so many different genres that it's hard for me even to list representative selection. Hey, message me and ask me!

TV: My favorite show is Supernatural, but other than that I don't watch a whole lot of current TV. I keep up with Once Upon a Time; sometimes I'll watch Doctor Who; when Sherlock has a new season I get around to it reasonably soon after the last episode airs. I like 80's/90's sitcoms (Friends, Seinfeld, Frasier, The Nanny). There's a now-ended Canadian TV show called Slings and Arrows that I adore, and I love Fawlty Towers and Blackadder. Um... that's about it. And you know, who doesn't like Friends?

Music: The main thing is that Led Zeppelin is basically a religious experience for me. Other than that: Regina Spektor, Disney music, Bessie Smith, Louis Armstrong, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, Tally Hall, Johnny Cash... Amanda Palmer, Emilie Autumn - lots of angry girl pop/rock, because it makes me feel empowered... the list goes on.

Food: Dark beer, dessert wine, carbs, meat. Pretty much any kind of pizza. Burritos are a favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Camp
Music
Stories
Dogs
Childhood nostalgia
Dinosaur chicken nuggets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Feminism. Pizza. That Hump Day commercial from Geico. This joke:
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An INVESTIGATOR
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working I am probably out at a bar being antisocial because I am too awkward to start a conversation with anybody.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I feel I should mention - in case it's a dealbreaker, and because I wouldn't want anyone to feel like I had led them on, only to drop this on them - that I have HSV. (That's herpes.) It isn't an enormous part of my life, but it is or could be, I think, an important thing for somebody to know.
You should message me if
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you need somebody in your life to provide a decent bitchface and a snarky response for everything. I'm really nice unless you're a misogynist or a dick or both, and I don't bite unless you ask me to.