I am the girl who will take time
To make this ad into a rhyme
A crazy perfectionist known to dwell
If a job is worth doing it’s worth doing well.
If you lack initiative and common sense,
If you are slow to catch on, lets skip the pretense,
No need to apply and waste precious time.
I need a quick man, dexterous and fun,
Who won’t need to be told what needs to be done.
I need a guy who is complex
Whose inner life is rich
Who doesn’t have a chip on his shoulder
Or feels that life is a ****.
An uncompromising nature
Willing to make a compromise with me,
That’s how he should be.
If you think I’m asking for a lot,
It’s because you haven’t seen half of what I got.
(I got a lot.)

If you want to play, I can play the game
As long as the rules we go by are the same.
I can fly real high and dive in the deep,
I can be joyous and I can weep.
I am low maintenance yet demanding as hell
I am a handful, can’t you tell?

If you haven’t been put off yet,
just hear me out and you’ll get there, I bet.
Being controversial and unjudging
I expect nothing less
Than a marathon runner
Who smokes a few joints before the race
To get in the mood, or to find his pace.
As far as smoking joints goes,
Or other hedonistic practices are concerned,
There’ll be no objection on my side,
And I expect by the same rule him to abide.

I can further guarantee freedom from routine
And promise, in his path, never to intervene
Except to offer support when he needs to grow
And help him find out what he needs to know.
Aside from that, I can make him fat,
My cooking’s real nice, all flavor and spice,
Whatever he wants, mousse, pot roast, pottage
Oh, and did I say I give great massage?
Assuming he is a spiritual being,
Sensually open to massage effects
I’d be happy to initiate him
Into the holly practice of tantric sex
And much more...

I was born to be wild, I was born to be free
I need someone to catch up with me.
I need someone who wants to commit
Someone who knows how to share
With the father of my children I already had an affair.
So to be clear, i don’t want to misguide –
I want someone open and giving now by my side.
A guy who will make us as strong as a tower
Who will have the strength and staying power,
A guy with the balls to speak his mind
I’m looking for one of a kind.

I get easily bored with others and never on my own
I like the people who don’t disturb me,
Who know how to leave me alone
This usually invites self-centered c*cks
Who like just fine the „don’t disturb“ sign,
But when it comes to complying with my primal need –
The authentic imperative,
They will not bleed.

Being independent in every way,
I don’t need taking care of,
But occasionally I need to be saved.

So I need a slightly different guy, this time.
An innately loyal soul would do just fine,
Someone my heart could trust,
As we all know, trust is a must.
An unordinary c*ck strong enough to endure
My tears when feelings become a blur,
An unordinary c*ck strong enough to be
Whatever he is, unyieldingly.
Truthful as hurtful and strong as a rock,
That’s how I want my unordinary c*ck.

lots of things

anything, really.

my eyes

my interests are broad but my taste is refined

love
freedom
dreams
creativity
friends
chocolate

why we do the things we do, and how that reflects who we are, and how we really are what we do, and how much room there is for improvement, all that sh*t.

when's Friday?

In my opinion, "privacy" is highly overrated. It is also very inhibiting. I find that being open and straightforward about myself is as liberating as it gets.

If you feel like it.