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dammitpippin

39 Highland Park, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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It is never easy to sum up ones life in just a few words. I am a funny, intelligent, well read, open minded, eclectic enigma wrapped in a puzzle. Oh, and obviously humble as well. And yes, those pictures are of me spinning fire
What I’m doing with my life
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Already have a few degrees, working on a few more. The current goal at the moment is being a teacher. Though I'm not sure I want to deal with it until Christie is out of office. Currently working as a cook while I go to school, and enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not answering such obvious traps as this question
The first things people usually notice about me
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that I exist
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Tao of Pooh, Art of War, Shakespeare, Twain, Jordan, Asimov, most fiction, sci-fi, or fantasy.

Movies- Meet the Feebles, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Ocean's Eleven, (rat pack version) Reefer Madness, (original and musical version) Suicide Kings, Much Ado About Nothing, Anything by the Marx Brothers, Monty Python, or Mel Brooks.

TV- Dollhouse, Rome, Firefly, Game of Thrones, SVU, Kids in the Hall, 30 Rock, Always Sunny, Mythbusters, Oddities.

Music- Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Frank Sinatra, Louie Armstrong, Richard Cheese, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Jimi Hendrix, swing, lounge, rock, dub trance, rockabilly.

Food- Anything that doesn't eat me first... unless she is cute ;)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
heart
brain (though I have seen some people who do fine without one)
water (rum has water in it...)
air
having my hair played with
sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unfortunately, working.
You should message me if
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this has either entertained you, or sounded promising.