It is never easy to sum up ones life in just a few words. I am a funny, intelligent, well read, open minded, eclectic enigma wrapped in a puzzle. Oh, and obviously humble as well. And yes, those pictures are of me spinning fire

Already have a few degrees, working on a few more. The current goal at the moment is being a teacher. Though I'm not sure I want to deal with it until Christie is out of office. Currently working as a cook while I go to school, and enjoying it.

not answering such obvious traps as this question

that I exist

Books- Tao of Pooh, Art of War, Shakespeare, Twain, Jordan, Asimov, most fiction, sci-fi, or fantasy.

Movies- Meet the Feebles, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Ocean's Eleven, (rat pack version) Reefer Madness, (original and musical version) Suicide Kings, Much Ado About Nothing, Anything by the Marx Brothers, Monty Python, or Mel Brooks.

TV- Dollhouse, Rome, Firefly, Game of Thrones, SVU, Kids in the Hall, 30 Rock, Always Sunny, Mythbusters, Oddities.

Music- Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Frank Sinatra, Louie Armstrong, Richard Cheese, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Jimi Hendrix, swing, lounge, rock, dub trance, rockabilly.

Food- Anything that doesn't eat me first... unless she is cute ;)

heart
brain (though I have seen some people who do fine without one)
water (rum has water in it...)
air
having my hair played with
sarcasm

things

Unfortunately, working.

this has either entertained you, or sounded promising.