-Uber is an app and not a talent
-Sarcasm is almost never an endearing quality
-All of your guy friends want to sleep with you
-Most of you are yuppies with the same lame ass back story. One of a million, not one in a million. Understand the difference.
My time, effort, emotion and money are all as equally valuable as yours. Let's respect that about each other.
I am a happy guy that is well on my way and definitely worth getting to know. You've never met or known anyone like me. Life is great.