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damnithayley

22 F Olympia, WA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello, I'm Hayley. I'm a 21 year old lady living in the PNW. I enjoy netflix, men with beards, and boones farm. I'm just looking for a nice gentleman that will watch true crime shows and make out with me to Iron & Wine. Nice to make your acquaintance! (over the internet...)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm just working a lame job trying to figure out what i want in life.

Das it.
I’m really good at
Inventing things that have already been invented. I.E. electricity. I'm an idea man.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, hair and usually how loud I am... Also, I've got great teeth. Be jealous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Great Gatsby, Harry Potter (all of 'em but mostly Prisoner of Azkaban), Perks of being a Wallflower, Bossypants, and all of Chelsea Handler's books.
Movies: Saved, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, I Love You Man, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Blue Valentine, The Avengers, God Bless America, Kickass, and any of the X-Men movies (yeah I know).
Shows: Parks and Recreation, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Happy Endings, Freaks and Geeks, How I Met Your Mother, any History Channel documentaries on Witches Vampires and Sorcery, and I have a soft spot for Korean dramas.
Music: Radiohead, The Strokes, Two Door Cinema Club, Interpol, Metric, Schoolyard Heroes, Kane Hodder, Kanye West, Beyonce, Destiny's Child, Die Antwoord, David Bowie, Mars Volta, and yeah. Tons more.
Food: Anything covered in cheese. Jk. Not really. Maybe. Who knows? If you buyin', I like it. And we'll see if I'm kidding. (I'm not kidding)
The six things I could never do without
Netflix
Sneering
Feminism
My Friends
Good Music
The Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Future. What people look like naked. What is Beyonce doing right now. And why are people so stupid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Let's be real I'm either working or watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. Except when I'm not.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're a cool person who isn't super religious, isn't a fucking racist/sexist/asshole, and you have a soft spot for fruity wine.