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damnmaloney

33 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Self proclaimed Nautical enthusiast, musician, DJ, and record store clerk. All of these attributes would probably peg me as some sort of pretentious music asshole, but really I am a music nerd and really have no interest in serving as some elitist, I would only hope a person would own up to what they liked and that they turn it up! I live my life like a Bob Seger song, and even embrace his work with the Silver Bullet Band. I have a weird sense of humor and tend to talk with my own catch phrases that usually only make sense to myself. I guess you can say I am a horse of a different color. I also love old timey phrases and colorful language. I write like I talk, I tend to meander, use a bunch of commas, and generally let my mostly filter-less brain get me in and out of trouble. The fact that I do this, people usually find humorous or offensive. I am extremely easy to get along with but perhaps difficult to get to know, I wont give you my life story when you first meet me and hate when people show their hand too early, its no fun.. I am a creative person and use any outlet I can to display it. I can Eddie Haskel the hell out of most mothers.
What I’m doing with my life
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I create things, I create music, sing, write.. I would love to be a music supervisor but would most likely not love to live in LA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating, Listening, Singing Prince Karaoke songs, Leisure Sports (I am fully embracing the old man sports of Golf and Raquetball)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard, eyes, clown shoes, cube head. I also tend to talk freely which may get me in trouble.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Unbearable Lightness of Being, Catcher In The Rye, Things They Carried, Lunar Park, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Fairy Tales of Oscar Wilde, Ham on Rye,

Movies: Big Lebowski, Jules & Jim, Royal Tennenbaums, Band of Outsiders, Boogie Nights, Caddy Shack, Road House, Jerk, Dumb & Dumber, Stripes.

TV: Wire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Louie, Home Movies,

Music: Rock/Soul/Psych/Power Pop/Country/Hip Hop/World/ favs include Tom Waits, Beatles, Stones, Kinks, Zombies, Townes Van Zandt, Jim Ford, Wu Tang Clan, Tribe Called Quest, Louvin Brothers, Badfinger, Lee Hazlewood, Red House Painters, Clash, Captain Beefheart, King Tubby, Unwound, Jawbreaker, Fela Kuti, Sam Cooke, Donovan, Bruce Springsteen, Van Morrison, Otis Redding, I like most music, but embarrassingly I have little knowledge about classical music, and I really don't care for new country like that "solo cup song."

Food: Pizza, sushi, chinese, thai, I broke up with french fries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Music, Records, Friends, Dice, sports
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, taking a vacation, whether or not I would like to live to be 100, adventures, mystery nights. Writing the great American novel. Selling all my things and becoming a speed boat island captain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most Likely Working, but if not I enjoy dancing (shoulder/hips kinda dude with some flowetry), seeing live music, drinking at a dive bar, or porch sitting with either Whiskey on the rocks or cheap to fancy beer. I also don't mind staying in on the weekends, I don't like to be jammed in packed places, weekends tend to bring out a lot of questionable characters as well. 🍺
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I call my room the Captains Quarters and its full of Sailing ship paintings and nautical nic-nacs, some people are owl people or horse people, or skull people, I am the ship guy. I do not know how to sail or have aspirations to do so. I also have probably more shoes than most dudes but none of them are flip flops.
You should message me if
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you want to meet a gentleman..