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damnmydooah

31 F Groningen, Netherlands

My Details

Last Online
May 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Administration
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
This profile is old as balls, do not read.

Hi! I'm Sarah. I'm funny, cynical and often a little too sharp-tongued. I also love people, but am quite good at being by myself. It is very important to be to be comfortable. This can be anywhere; at home on the couch, at the swimming pool or in the pub with my friends.
I'm not always great at being responsible, but I am working on it! You gotta grow up some time...
I absolutely love to laugh, but believe in the cathartic powers of a good cry.

I am funny, cynical, and warm
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm finishing my Masters degree in English at the RuG. I also work part-time as a data entry typist. The work itself is just fine, and my co-workers are the best and funniest I've ever worked with.
My short term plans are to find a place of my own and a job that will afford me the basic necessities. I don't need to be rich, but if I don't have to worry about money too much I'm very happy!
I’m really good at
Wasting my time. :)
But also: typing, speaking english, having a good time, being critical (not one of my strong points, I admit) and just letting it all hang by the wayside to concentrate on the niceness of a moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm loud. As you get to know me more I don't actually get less loud, but I at least start producing some halfway intelligent sounds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I absolutely love Kurt Vonnegut. I haven't had much time for reading lately, but I'll get back to it. My taste in movies differs with each different one. My favorite artist of all time is Bruce Springsteen, but I also loveEmily Loizeau, Peter Fox, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Bad Company and basically all kinds of good old-fashioned rock music.
The six things I could never do without
Practically speaking, my phone and my wallet. Very essential for everyday life.
I love my cat and can't bear to think of anything happening to him. He's an idiot, but he's my idiot.
What else: I love jeans. They're my favorite type of clothing. I have a few.
A good night's rest is pretty important too; it allows me to enjoy the day more.
Lastly: boy, it's hard to pick only six. I think I'll go for peace of mind. Too much stress is way too unhealthy for me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The not-too-distant future. I'm at a point in my life where things are about to change, so I'm pretty preoccupied with that.
In general, I think about all kinds of things: places in the world I'll see, what's on tv tomorrow, if I should start losing some weight, the cute actor on tv, where my other sock is, you name it!
On a typical Friday night I am
Over at my best friend's house. We have a standing dinner appointment. She's also very important to me because she's helped me a lot with my masters thesis these past months.
The night usually consists of some good food and some nonsensical movie or tv-show. They're very relaxing evenings that I like very much.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I've never had an actual relationship.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you like to laugh; if you're a tv- and internet-geek like me; if you don't mind a full-figured woman who doesn't mind too much herself. If you expect a relationship to be about just really liking being around somebody. And if you don't mind a partner randomly talking in English (I just can't shut that off. I think I even think in English these days.) If you don't mind being around somebody who's just a little bit wacky and curses a lot. If you know that you should kiss it better when somebody hurts themselves, rather than telling them not to do it again. If you don't mind a woman who is often much too lazy to put on mascara. If you don't mind being corrected on your grammar.
Mainly, if you like what you see and read here, and you would like to be with somebody that you can just be yourself with.