I write, I make music, I do stand-up, I do science, I do lit, I cook, I clean, I tell stories (great stories, in fact); I'm a jack of all trades. I have so many interests and hobbies it's difficult for me to keep up with it all. I devour knowledge and information like beef wrapped in bacon-covered sausage dipped in barbecue sauce. Or I would if I weren't basically a vegan.
But seriously, I'm never bored. There's too much to learn, too many things to do, places to go, people to meet, fires to start, buildings to vandalize, revolutions to incite, dictatorships to topple.
So, if you have a good sense of humor (I'll make a joke wherever I can find one -at all costs), like to discuss a variety of subjects, and try to get the most out of your shuffling through this mortal coil, you probably won't be entirely repulsed by my company.
A special note: I no longer have a moustache as my profile picture might indicate. I'm clean shaven. However, since I work all week and my friends don't relentlessly post group-photos on the internet (we're sort of grown ups), I don't have any clean-shaven pictures as of yet. Deal with it.