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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 22
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Other and laughing about it
Has cats
My self-summary
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I just moved here after living in Austin, TX, Tampa, FL and Chicago, IL. I'm just looking for new friends and show buddies. Hooray?

I'm into cooking, music, doing standup, tubing down rivers, and trying to get out to springs to swim as much as possible. I'm also usually inventing some sort of new burrito. My latest was a vegan panang curry burrito with thai peanut/cashew sauce and a spicy basil curry paste.

I cook professionally for a living. I want to open up my own restaurant eventually. That will be quite a while down the road though.

I'm on the never ending quest for certaintea.

Also, if you're a close minded person who is against the LGBTQ community, or racist/sexist in any sort of sense, I can guarantee that we will not get along.
What I’m doing with my life
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I guess I'm unsure of what I really want to do in the future, but right now I'm enjoying life as much as I can. I guess I know that what I want to do in the future involves making awesome food all the time and telling stupid jokes.

"What can I say about the last five years with a dead blank stare and an empty beer?"
I’m really good at
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Going to shows and having a good time. I guess I'm really good at making food. I really don't know what I'm that good at honestly. I don't really spend time awarding myself with compliments about things I've probably never did that well at in the first place.

I also enjoy writing jokes all the time, and I like to think I'm good at it, but that's more than up for discussion. I like to do stand up whenever and wherever I can because it's always a fun time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My ability to be extremely outgoing and I can talk to anyone at any time and anywhere. Sometimes this does get me into trouble though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm a fan of Kerouac, William S. Burroughs, Ginsberg, Bukowski, and others. Also, I do realize I'm a nerd for the beat generation, and I'm quite okay with it.

I'm a fan of pop punk and punk related music such as descendents, dillinger four, the arrivals, toys that kill, bent outta shape, underground railroad to candyland, banner pilot, iron chic, latterman, mean jeans, scared of chaka, tiltwheel, the dopamines, and tons more. I also enjoy folk/blues/indie, I'm open to all types of music.

When it comes to food, I'm at a loss for the decision between pizza or a burrito. Life is hard sometimes when it comes to deciding between the two.

I guess movies you could say I'm really into the Evil Dead trilogy and the horror genre in general. I'm all about cheesy horror movies. I also like comedies/thrillers/dramas. I guess it really depends on the mood I'm in? Weekend at Bernies 1 and 2, as well as wayne's world 1 and 2.

Tv Shows: Shameless, Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Portlandia, Breaking Bad, Eastbound and Down, The Simpsons, King of the Hill
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
and whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
In the words of D4: "So, I sat there drinking more thinking about drinking more."

How I can make the most creative and best burrito on the planet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering what the hell happened to Steve? I heard he doesn't party no more.

I'm probably at either a show, a party or a bar.

When someone gets the Steve comment, I'm pretty sure we'll be best friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a Bruce Campbell tattoo, and that's not my most embarrassing tattoo.

I also ate a bad sandwich one time, and I don't share that with most people.
You should message me if
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If you would like to discuss records or other things of interest.

You have good suggestions for food because I love food more than anything except for maybe shows and records.

Also, I take the internet extremely seriously. This is groundbreaking if you ask me.

You can understand sarcasm when you see it.

You have a good joke

You want to tell me about how the song Hip To Be Square by Huey Lewis and The News has a had a positive effect on your life at some point.