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  • Ages 20-30
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5' 9" (1.75m)
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English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Yiddish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I am laid back, thoughtful, absurd, reserved, wry, and sometimes mildly entertaining.
I have a bad/good habit of derailing conversations/trains of thought/actual trains.

My roots are in Massachusetts + Rhode Island. I try to keep my New England accent under control, but it's excitable and often leaps out when I'm least expecting it (pronouncing the word 'broad' will out me almost instantly).

For two years I went to school in Philadelphia at Drexel University. I don't think the city changed me too much. I've gotten a few face tattoos, I've thrown a man off a bridge for no reason, and I've become involved in the illicit trafficking of a new hallucinogenic drug called "Bubblebath".

In another lifetime I was a drummer, but now I am very far away from my drum kit. In the mean time, I am teaching myself to play guitar. I can lay down a pretty mean Fmaj7.

In another-another lifetime, I was a professional butterfly feeder, or to make it sound slightly more important: Senior Lepidopteran Nutritional Specialist. Those were dark times.

Why am I here in Salt Lake City? Oh right, by some miraculous lapse in bad luck, I landed an art internship at Disney Interactive’s Avalanche Software. I get to see all the incoming concept art and animation work. As part of my application, I was asked who were my three favorite Disney characters. It probably says a lot about me that two of them were villains and one was a robot.

I knew there would be mountains here, but I wasn't prepared for how epic they would be. They aren't just in the distance. They are right there. They push against the city, and the city extends into their slopes. The city itself seems almost inadequate when compared to its surroundings. One only needs to see an Arby's framed by immaculate crystal blue peaks to realize the absurdity of it all.

I recently had my phone & wallet stolen from a planet fitness locker, so that was fun.

I am an aspiring artist, animator, author, notorious doodler, educator, misinformer, and human (almost there)
What I’m doing with my life
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In spring of 2014 I graduated from Drexel University with a M.S. degree in Digital Media. Now I'm working at a really cool place.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Pointing out silly things
- Illustration (digital or traditional)
- Fmaj7
- Playing devil's advocate (or avocado)
- Giving bad advice
- Pretending to know what I'm talking about
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair is rather curly, unruly, and doesn't really care what I wish it would do.

People I have been compared too:

Al Pacino
Jim Morrison
Bob Saget (It was when I had really short hair, I swear)
Weird Al (It was when I had really long hair, I swear)
Abraham Lincoln (It was the Abraham Lincoln Costume, I swear)

Bret from Flight of the Conchords (It was'm not sure.)

A frightening amount of Jesus comparisons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Authors: Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, J. R. R. Tolkien, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Stephen J. Gould, Chuck Palahniuk, Joseph Heller, David Sedaris, Mary Roach, Michael Pollan, Jared Diamond, Steven Pinker, Bill Bryson, J.K. Rowling

Music: Chris Cornell, Radiohead, White Stripes, Raconteurs, Collective Soul, Guster, Muse, The Wallflowers, Black Keys, NIN, Silversun Pickups, The Mars Volta, Jonathan Coulton, Jim's Big Ego, Regina Spektor, Counting Crows, The Shins

Television: Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Office, Firefly, Dexter, Simpsons, Seinfeld

Movies/Actors: Jurassic Park, Monty Python Movies, Mel Brooks Movies, Gattaca, Avatar, Will Farrel Movies, Juno, Superbad, Get Him to the Greek, Inception, Dark Knight, Scott Pilgrim
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
- A Pencil and Paper (see: doodling)
- Morning Cup of Coffee
- A Guitar
- The inter-webs
-Oxygen (anaerobic respiration just doesn't do it for me)
-Friends and Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- If my life were a sitcom
- What sort of ratings would that sitcom get?
- Would they cancel after just once episode?
- Weird story ideas
- My unfinished novel (s)
- Life, Universe, Everything
- Dinosaurs
- People dressed as dinosaurs
- Dinosaurs dressed as people
- Greek Mythology
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My rapper name is Sha-danagins...
You should message me if
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...if you are excited about something, right now! want to start an awesome band want to show me around SLC