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26 M Philadelphia, PA

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
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Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
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Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary

I am laid back, thoughtful, absurd, reserved, wry, and sometimes mildly entertaining.
I have a bad/good habit of derailing conversations/trains of thought/actual trains

I have recently moved, nay hurtled, to Philadelphia. It'll be my first time living in a big city (Providence or Worcester hardly count). I've lived in both Massachusetts and Rhode Island. I try to keep my New England accent under control, but it's excitable and often leaps out when I'm least expecting it.

I don't think the city has changed me too much. I've gotten a few face tattoos, I've thrown a man off a bridge for no reason, and I've become involved in the illicit trafficking of a new hallucinogenic drug called "Bubblebath".

My education has a curious mixture of science and art. At Providence College I majored in Biology, and then I completed a certificate in Natural Science Illustration at RISD. I'm heading to Philadelphia for a M.S. program in Digital Media at Drexel University.

I am a drummer, though now without a band, and currently 200ish miles away from my drum kit. Unfortunately, my solo drumming career seems to have flat-lined almost immediately. In the mean time, I am teaching myself to play guitar. Height of my skills: silent night.

Life sometimes throws interesting opportunities your way. In 2010 I was hired as a lab technician at UMass Medical in Worcester for the Neurobiology department. My main responsibility was to feed the research specimens…which happened to be butterflies. Yes, for a time, I was a professional butterfly feeder, or to make it sound slightly more important: Senior Lepidopteran Nutritional Specialist.

I am an aspiring artist, author, notorious doodler, educator, misinformer, human (almost there)
What I’m doing with my life
Taking classes at Drexel. I'll be TAing in the Fall, which should be fun and terrifying for all parties involved.
I’m really good at
- Pointing out silly things
- Illustration (digital or traditional)
- Drumming (well, maybe 'really' is too strong)
- Snarky replies
- Playing devil's advocate (or avocado)
- Giving bad advice
- Pretending to know what I'm talking about
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair is rather curly, unruly, and doesn't really care what I wish it would do.

People I have been compared too:

Al Pacino
Jim Morrison
Bob Saget (It was when I had really short hair, I swear)
Weird Al (It was when I had really long hair, I swear)
Abraham Lincoln (It was the Abraham Lincoln Costume, I swear)

Bret from Flight of the Conchords (It was'm not sure.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Authors: Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, J. R. R. Tolkien, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Stephen J. Gould, Chuck Palahniuk, Joseph Heller, David Sedaris, Mary Roach, Michael Pollan, Jared Diamond, Steven Pinker, Bill Bryson, J.K. Rowling

Music: Chris Cornell, Radiohead, White Stripes, Raconteurs, Collective Soul, Guster, Muse, The Wallflowers, Black Keys, NIN, Silversun Pickups, The Mars Volta, Jonathan Coulton, Jim's Big Ego, Regina Spektor, Counting Crows, The Shins

Television: Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Office, Firefly, Dexter, Simpsons, Seinfeld

Movies/Actors: Jurassic Park, Monty Python Movies, Mel Brooks Movies, Gattaca, Avatar, Will Farrel Movies, Juno, Superbad, Get Him to the Greek, Inception, Dark Knight, Scott Pilgrim
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
- A Pencil and Paper (for zee doodling)
- Morning Cup of Coffee (I'm not addicted, I swear)
- Drum Set (experimenting with a trial separation)
- I have a slight internet addiction (though this is 2012, so hell, it's practically the norm)
-Oxygen (anaerobic respiration just doesn't do it for me)
-Friends and Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- If my life were a sitcom
- What sort of ratings would that sitcom get?
- Would they cancel after just once episode?
- Weird story ideas
- My unfinished novel (s)
- Life, Universe, Everything
- Dinosaurs
- People dressed as dinosaurs
- Dinosaurs dressed as people
- Greek Mythology
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My rapper name is Sha-danagins...

I have a very slight...I do emphasize 'slight'...lolcats addiction...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating