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27 Salt Lake City, UT Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 8:28pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am laid back, thoughtful, absurd, reserved, wry, and sometimes mildly entertaining.
I have a bad/good habit of derailing conversations/trains of thought/actual trains.

Two years ago I moved, nay hurtled, to Philadelphia. Previously, I've lived in both Massachusetts and Rhode Island. I try to keep my New England accent under control, but it's excitable and often leaps out when I'm least expecting it (pronouncing the word 'broad' will out me almost instantly). I will going to Salt Lake City for an internship.

I don't think the city has changed me too much. I've gotten a few face tattoos, I've thrown a man off a bridge for no reason, and I've become involved in the illicit trafficking of a new hallucinogenic drug called "Bubblebath".

In another lifetime I was a drummer, but now I am currently 200ish miles away from my drum kit. In the mean time, I am teaching myself to play guitar. Height of my skills: silent night.

The Scientist by Coldplay & Satellite by Guster

In another-another lifetime, I was a professional butterfly feeder, or to make it sound slightly more important: Senior Lepidopteran Nutritional Specialist. Those were dark times.

I am an aspiring artist, animator, author, notorious doodler, educator, misinformer, and human (almost there)
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently graduated from Drexel University with a M.S. degree in Digital Media. Currently seeking employment wherever the wind will take me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Pointing out silly things
- Illustration (digital or traditional)
- Drumming (well, maybe 'really' is too strong)
- Snarky replies
- Playing devil's advocate (or avocado)
- Giving bad advice
- Pretending to know what I'm talking about
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair is rather curly, unruly, and doesn't really care what I wish it would do.

People I have been compared too:

Al Pacino
Jim Morrison
Bob Saget (It was when I had really short hair, I swear)
Weird Al (It was when I had really long hair, I swear)
Abraham Lincoln (It was the Abraham Lincoln Costume, I swear)

Bret from Flight of the Conchords (It was'm not sure.)

A frightening amount of Jesus comparisons.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Authors: Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, J. R. R. Tolkien, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Stephen J. Gould, Chuck Palahniuk, Joseph Heller, David Sedaris, Mary Roach, Michael Pollan, Jared Diamond, Steven Pinker, Bill Bryson, J.K. Rowling

Music: Chris Cornell, Radiohead, White Stripes, Raconteurs, Collective Soul, Guster, Muse, The Wallflowers, Black Keys, NIN, Silversun Pickups, The Mars Volta, Jonathan Coulton, Jim's Big Ego, Regina Spektor, Counting Crows, The Shins

Television: Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Office, Firefly, Dexter, Simpsons, Seinfeld

Movies/Actors: Jurassic Park, Monty Python Movies, Mel Brooks Movies, Gattaca, Avatar, Will Farrel Movies, Juno, Superbad, Get Him to the Greek, Inception, Dark Knight, Scott Pilgrim
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
- A Pencil and Paper (see: doodling)
- Morning Cup of Coffee (I'm not addicted, I swear)
- Drum Set (experimenting with a trial separation)
- I have a slight internet addiction (though this is 2012, so hell, it's practically the norm)
-Oxygen (anaerobic respiration just doesn't do it for me)
-Friends and Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- If my life were a sitcom
- What sort of ratings would that sitcom get?
- Would they cancel after just once episode?
- Weird story ideas
- My unfinished novel (s)
- Life, Universe, Everything
- Dinosaurs
- People dressed as dinosaurs
- Dinosaurs dressed as people
- Greek Mythology
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My rapper name is Sha-danagins...

I have a very slight...I do emphasize 'slight'...lolcats addiction...