have you ever known someone who was really amazing? you know the type, funny, center of attention through no fault of his own, always quick with a joke, and quicker to make you smile? he walks into a room and now its a party? well i hate that guy, im much nicer, way cooler, and all around a much better person....seriously
im not nearly as "suave" as i wish i was, not nearly as cool as i think i am, and though i may speak shit fluently as my second language, i dont lie.