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27 Seattle, WA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:07am
5' 3" (1.61m)
Body Type
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English, Sign Language, Yiddish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A funny lady, San Franciscan bred.
I define myself as "80's Synth-pop." Outdated and Annoying.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a thug in a cocktail dress.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not making any sense
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My iris's, or the sweet scar on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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"F in Exams" because I basically wrote it.
Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection & every bad B-movie.
I know all the songs in Hello Dolly, Grease, Chicago, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I just knocked out two categories.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bill Murray.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bill Murray.

And how ceci n'est pas une pipe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching King of the Hill
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I speak jibberjabber and you're 9 out of 10 times not going to understand what I am saying.
You should message me if
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I'm really interested in baseball butts.

I'm friendly.