When I wake up in the morning I lay in bed for at least 20 minutes before my feet touch the floor - excellent thinking time. I'm a pretty good cook. Not a great cook, but I used to be paid to be a cook, so I like to think I'm alright. I throw dinner parties. I would probably be a good addition to your trivia team, though that says much more about my upbringing than my current personality.
I'm super lucky in a morbid sort of way - I've survived a house fire, a sinking boat, a bunch of car accidents (none my fault), a rather large electrical explosion, two huge floods, a hurricane, and countless late nights on the town - so depending on your point of view I'm either pretty lucky or almost out of luck.
I'm just sort of your average liberal white guy. And I vote.