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dandyascot

36 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:32pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved from San Francisco to Los Angeles and acclimating quite well.

I appreciate good taste, fun company and I know a lot of useless pop culture facts that provide a constant source of conversation. I am on my computer and phone all the live long day, but do remember the days of using a pay phone and pager codes. I work out, but I am terrible at sports. I think self-deprecation is the best kind of humor. I am always craving a donut.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writer. Journalist. Man of leisure and general merriment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acting like I know how I play the guitar, karaoking, people watching, eating a lot of food, writing, conversation, pop culture facts, and, of course, eating a lot of food.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile...and the food in my teeth that is usually in it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: My job requires to me to watch movies and TV. A lot of movies. But my favorite of all time is The Goonies....because they never say die.

TV: Chances are, if it is currently on TV, I have or will watch it.

Books: There are a bunch of books on my shelf that I act like I have read.

Music: I listen to Kelly Clarkson. A lot. I also listen to comedy podcasts. A lot.

Food: All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends & family (that's one thing, right?)
free wi-fi + lap top (again, that's one thing)
carbs
water
chapstick
Listerine strips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bothering all my coupled friends to go out OR eating an assortment of cheese and trying to find something to binge watch on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing the National Anthem in the shower, imagining that I am singing it at the Super Bowl.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you liked reading my obnoxiously long profile...or if you just want to say hi. I'm pretty open to meet, chat, and/or date. That's what this site is for, right?

Other than that, message me if you want to participate in friendly banter and we'll go from there. Perhaps a meeting of carbs and conversation.