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35 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved from San Francisco to Los Angeles so please be gentle.

I like high- and low-brow culture. I appreciate good taste, fun company and I know a lot of useless pop culture facts that provide a constant source of conversation. I claim to be on my computer all the time because I'm a workaholic, but I am really just on Facebook and Twitter all day. I work out, but I am terrible at sports. I think self-deprecation is the best kind of humor. I am always craving a donut.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writer. Journalist. Blogger.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acting like I know how I play the guitar, people watching, eating a lot of food, writing, conversation, pop culture facts, and, of course, eating a lot of food.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile...and the food in my teeth that is usually in it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: My job requires to me to watch movies and TV. A lot of movies. But my favorite of all time is The Goonies....because they never say die.

TV: Chances are, if it is currently on TV, I have or will watch it.

Books: There are a bunch of books on my shelf that I act like I have read.

Music: I listen to Kelly Clarkson. A lot. I also listen to comedy podcasts. A lot.

Food: All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends & family (that's one thing, right?)
free wi-fi + lap top (again, that's one thing)
Listerine strips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bothering all my coupled friends to go out OR avoiding all of them so I can stay in and re-watch episodes of Felicity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sing the National Anthem in the shower, imagining that I am singing it at the Super Bowl.
You should message me if
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If you liked reading my obnoxiously long profile...or if you just want to say hi. I'm pretty open to meet, chat, and/or date. That's what this site is for, right? Message me if you want to participate in friendly banter.