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danfunman2

57 M Buffalo, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 48–90
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on high school
Job
Income
$500,000–$1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Urdu (Poorly), Sanskrit (Poorly), LISP (Fluently), Frisian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
hi
im single and a 6'trim nicely built man easy going very affectionate. i run my own business and i enjoy tennis fishin,
shoppin boatin eatin and anything else i can drop a G on and most other out door activities.

i like to keep active and am a pretty good cook . i also enjoy going out to listen to music and have a glass of wine a shot and an occasional fattie
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
living it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
if your a quiver match pay attention :
"dan gives good quiver" S.D. Amherst,NY
"oolala Danny Quiver magnifique" Sophia F. PQ Canada
"Dannys a sweet bitch " Danika K. Bronx,NY
"that MF owes me money but damn danny is ok" Liz A., BFLO
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that im a big scary guy who should be monitored closely
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Vagina" Naomi Wolfe
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i dont have any of the six so its wishful thinking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
a sensual woman with a fully formed personality who enslaves me with her charm , wit and arousal who erotically torments me with the threat of cuckoldry and other wise is great at keeping me inline
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
running naked through the streets being pursued at various times by buffalo PD , semi wild dogs , trolls, lesbian biker chics,and other assorted riff raff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i voted for obama , and i was commando on voting day
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like a guy with a hot ass and you might think i am remotely funny