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danfunman2 Away

56 / M / Straight / Single

Buffalo, New York

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
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Smokes
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Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
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Religion
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Sign
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Education
Working on high school
Job
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Income
$500,000–$1,000,000
Offspring
—
Pets
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Speaks
English (Poorly), Urdu (Poorly), Sanskrit (Poorly), LISP (Fluently), Frisian (Okay)

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My self-summary
hi
im single and a 6'trim nicely built man easy going very affectionate. i run my own business and i enjoy tennis fishin,
shoppin boatin eatin and anything else i can drop a G on and most other out door activities.

i like to keep active and am a pretty good cook . i also enjoy going out to listen to music and have a glass of wine a shot and an occasional fattie
What I’m doing with my life
living it
I’m really good at
if your a quiver match pay attention :
"dan gives good quiver" S.D. Amherst,NY
"oolala Danny Quiver magnifique" Sophia F. PQ Canada
"Dannys a sweet bitch " Danika K. Bronx,NY
"that MF owes me money but damn danny is ok" Liz A., BFLO
The first things people usually notice about me
that im a big scary guy who should be monitored closely
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Vagina" Naomi Wolfe
The six things I could never do without
i dont have any of the six so its wishful thinking
I spend a lot of time thinking about
a sensual woman with a fully formed personality who enslaves me with her charm , wit and arousal who erotically torments me with the threat of cuckoldry and other wise is great at keeping me inline
On a typical Friday night I am
running naked through the streets being pursued at various times by buffalo PD , semi wild dogs , trolls, lesbian biker chics,and other assorted riff raff
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i voted for obama , and i was commando on voting day
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 48–90
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
you like a guy with a hot ass and you might think i am remotely funny