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dangerbadger

36 F Sheffield, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Scared of snails, fond of mojitos, love a good pub quiz and think there's little in life that can't be improved by the addition of prosecco.
What I’m doing with my life
Being a librarian and failing at being a domestic goddess. I'm also spending a disproportionate amount of time trying to get my colleagues to appreciate the Oxford comma as much as I do. So far they're having none of it. The introduction of a star chart has also proved divisive, but I stand by my assertion that everyone works harder when a shiny star is up for grabs.
I’m really good at
Pub quizzes, and I bet I'm a better knitter than your Nan too.
The first things people usually notice about me
The chip in my front tooth (which I will get round to having fixed soon, honest). It was the result of an accident involving a beer bottle, a reclining chair and Strictly Come Dancing. Also that my hair is currently a fetching shade of mermaid/blue/green/sludge/blonde.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Arthur and George, Good Omens, Still Life with Woodpecker, Sophie's World, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Book Thief, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Time Traveller's Wife, The Wind Up Bird Chronicle, American Gods, Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell, The Pirates! series

TV: Black Books, Father Ted, Mongrels, The Thick of It, Spaced, Green Wing, Big Train, Psychoville

Music: BMX Bandits, Teenage Fanclub, Glasvegas, Camera Obscura, The Vaselines, Kirsty MacColl, The Pixies, The Levellers, David Bowie, Nick Drake, Sigur Ros, Jeff Buckley, Tori Amos, Rufus Wainwright, Imogen Heap, Joy Division, The Cure, Sophie Madeleine, The Tiger Lillies.

Films: Amelie, Withnail and I, Run Lola Run, Goodbye Lenin, Labyrinth, Clerks, Stardust, The Princess Bride, Willow, À bout de souffle, Last Year at Marienbad

I like making lists too.
The six things I could never do without
Mojitos
Prosecco
A packet of shiny stickers
Books
Smut
Sport on the tellybox
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the best cheese is. Right now I'm leaning towards haloumi, but that could easily change.

Recently my wisdom tooth is taking up a disproportionate amount of my thinking time, but as soon as the bugger is ripped out then I'll be back to pondering more weighty topics, like biscuits.

UPDATE: The wisdom tooth of doom has gone! Now I'm spending a lot of my time thinking about how long the massive hole it has left in my jaw will take to heal.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing whatever takes my fancy.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 32–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You can use grammar properly, know how to spell and aren't a psychotic weirdo (been there, done that a few too many times). Someone who doesn't run screaming at the words 'musical theatre' would be a bonus. If you have strong (negative) feelings about the use of 'LOL' then I may well fall in love with you.

P.S. I am prepared to forgo all my requirements if you are good at plumbing, electrics and roofing.