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dangershark

18 F Cleveland, OH

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Black
Height
3′ 2″ (0.97m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Rather not say
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
If you compliment my appearance in some superficial, general, unobservant way I'll respond like an ass.

also, dicks
What I’m doing with my life
just to avoid this conversation later:
I was at college for CIS (app programming specifically), for 1 semester. I dropped out because I couldn't afford school and plus I changed my mind about my career.

now I live in an apartment in Parma with my best friend. :~)

life is kinda shitty, but it's wayyy more fun than it is shitty, and that's why I'm still here C:
I’m really good at
tetris
listening to people (when it's important)
botching eyeliner jobs
feeding in league of legends
convincing people that I have my shit together
attracting spineless eel boys and crushing their souls
chewing on soda can tabs
reblogging shit on tumblr
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm pigeon-toed, perpetually miserable looking, fidgety, and I have teal hair + a septum ring and usually boots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't remember titles of movies or books very well so I'ma just list my genre interests, which are... fairly short.
Fantasy, Sci-fi, Horror.
Yep.

shows:
Game of Thrones. American Horror Story. True Blood. Weeds. Parks & Recreation. Doctor Who. Breaking Bad. Hemlock Grove. Orange is the New Black. Skins UK. ANIMU THINGS. DESU DESU.

music:
http://www.last.fm/user/vioh
http://open.spotify.com/user/1269440332
QOTSA. Modest Mouse. Beck. Alkaline Trio. Them Crooked Vultures. Metric. Stars. Knife Party. Eluveitie. Kaiser Chiefs. The Sword. Puscifer / Tool / MAYNARD. Rise Against. Wolfmother. Nirvana. Coheed & Cambria. Machinae Supremacy. Bayside. SOAD. The Cranberries. Turisas. blink-182. Santigold. Death Grips. Ra Ra Riot. Cake. Gorillaz. LCD Soundsystem. The White Stripes. Pixies. Haim. Also, I honestly like Kanye West & Nicki Minaj. Fight me. And there's a lot more I could list, mostly metal/punk stuff but I could come up with names for days. ALSO. I like most electronic stuff. Yep. The only things I can't stand are: Dad rock (AC/DC, Metallica, GnR, Kiss), Country music, and Lil Wayne.

food:
Everything, tbh. Asian stuff. virtually anything spicy. The spicier, the better for the most-part. BACON. Beef, especially rare steak bathed in A1 sauce. Salads with tangy sauce. Seafood. ETC ETC ETC. *slobbers everywhere*
The six things I could never do without
fuzzy animals,
caffeine,
4am smoke breaks,
folk metal,
wired internet,
shoelaces
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what people around me are thinking
what it would be like to be a cat
how to answer this question in an interesting way without making myself sound like a psychopath, or lying
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I come off as mean and/or aggressive, and I can be at times, but I don't want to be like that all the time. At the end of the day I just want to bake things and cuddle and care for someone.

I used to be a chronic nail biter and only stopped when I took up smoking.
swag.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
actually... DON'T message me if:
- You describe yourself as "average/down to earth"
- you're looking for somebody to have children with.
- you describe yourself as somebody with "christian values" and also are looking to hook up once.
- you're looking to hook up in general
- you're on here specifically looking for some weird sexual fantasy to be fulfilled. Foot fetishes are gross. three+somes do not interest me. Bodily waste is NOT appealing in any way whatsoever. bye.

message me if you wanna actually be friends I guess. friends are cool.

also, send me your fucking 3ds friendcode and play animal crossing with me.
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