I love to make people laugh, and sometimes I want a break (or a
comedic foil). I'm looking for someone who is witty and clever, but
can also make me gasp for air when it comes to exaggerating stories
and telling tall tails. Being able to make a decent old fashioned
makes you tops in my book
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dani_ela_ela_ela
28 / F / Straight / Single
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Her Details
- Last Online
- Yesterday – 7:20am
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Diet
- —
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Socially
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Catholicism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Gemini
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- —
- Offspring
- —
- Pets
- —
- Speaks
- English
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What I’m doing with my life
I make things pretty by kerning and tracking
I’m really good at
Double Dutch skipping rope, guessing the spelling of people's last
names, reciting lines from Anchorman
The first things people usually notice about me
My razor sharp wit and ninja-like stealth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sons of Anarchy - Girls - New Girl - Community - Arrested
Development - Roseanne - Who's the Boss - Golden Girls - Parks and
Recreation - 30 Rock - The Daily Show - Seinfeld
But like, I don't watch *that* much tv ya know? :p
But like, I don't watch *that* much tv ya know? :p
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make the perfect Old Fashioned and planning my summer road
trip to the east coast
On a typical Friday night I am
Stealing a car and driving down to Detroit looking for underground
Mexican midget wrestling matches. Or knitting a scarf, could go
either way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Not here fellas... c'mon!
I’m looking for
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 24–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
You should message me if
You think we could have a series of hilarious exchanges. Also, if
you are bearded. Beards are sexy, just sayin'.
Please do not message me if you are only going to inappropriately proposition me. Just because this is the Internet doesn't mean you have an excuse to be rude. What would your mother think? :p
Please do not message me if you are only going to inappropriately proposition me. Just because this is the Internet doesn't mean you have an excuse to be rude. What would your mother think? :p
