I have an irrational fear of walruses as when I was a child I tugged on one's tusk and in revenge he hired some mafia goons who then roughed up my grandmother. Actually, make that a rational fear of walruses.
I have an Irrational fear, however, of Cheese Omelets and Gary Sinese.
I drink a lot of green tea, the loose kind, like the Chinese do. I am getting into playing scrabble and kind of suck at it, but in future will excel and make this a platform for world domination.
Oh and I like ducks, a lot. And sparrows, but I would never get between them and a bread crumb on a hot summer morn.
Also, I think breaking the rules is an excellent past time.

A sense of humour is important, as is style and taste. I love coffee and red wine and patios and long walks, and rain, and sun, cats, film, books, music.
I am pretty diverse, and into a lot of different things. Mainly if it's good I like. If it's not I don't.
:)

I like to write and read (I am currently working on a book of fiction called 'Lost in the Maelstrom'. It's dark and dodgy, full of low lifes and high times. Hehe. Think Hunter S. Thompson meets Pulp Fiction, with a crazy twist. And I also write poetry and scripts). I am into jazz and indy music, and even opera a bit. Also old motown. I love Sam and Dave.

For some reason I am drawn to rivers. I like travel, but have not really traveled in a few years. I miss it. My favourite places I have visited include China, England, Egypt, Paris, Dublin, Amsterdam, NYC, California.....

I like to debate, and talk and have a few pints at an interesting place, or a glass of red. I am a child of the moon. I like Kensington market and the Annex. I am a bit of a romantic.

Also, I like to cook. No recipes are allowed! It's fun that way, and usually ends up tasty.

Daniel Car Crash is my nickname from when I sang in a band a little while back. FYI: I am not some weirdo into car crash sex fetishes, or inept driver. :)

On the Jung typology test: I am an ENFP (Champion). Take it, it's fun: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes1.htm

'So, I was dating this girl, but she had a one track mind. Like, all she could think about was 'Brains, brains...... BRAINS.' At first I thought I wasn't smart enough. But then I realized she was a zombie.' ~ me.

I have a blog for my fiction and poetry.

http://evidencefromthecarcrash.blogspot.com/

i also write a comedy world domination group on facebook: the Society for Evil, Debauchery and Kitten Appreciation!
come join the revolution:
http://www.facebook.com/daniel.car.crash#/group.php?gid=2299498838

I am a writer, but for now work in film as an art director/props buyer/props person to pay the rent. I am also bent on world domination and have a spiffy evil lair with wall to wall shag carpeting!

I am really good at.... being evil (jokes), being charming, being sweet. I excel at the art of being.

I dance with the devil by special reservation in a tango bar in hell on Thursday nights.

... that I am not a cyclops.

Favourite authors: Henry Miller, Salman Rushdie, Gunter Grass, Joseph Heller, Anias Ninn, William Burroughs, Camus, Vonnegut, Kafka, Dostoyevski,

Food: red wine, coffee, Guinness, food from all over. Cooking without recipes. Just falling in love with sushi too.

Movies: Woody Allen, Withnail and I, Harold and Maude, Life of Brian, Reservoir Dogs, Blade Runner. I just saw Milk and loved it.

Art: I really like Van Gogh. I relate strongly as a person with he and Kafka and I was born on the same day as him. Also, Picasso, Schiele, Matisse, and many others.

Music: The Fall, Leonard Cohen, The Smiths, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs, Ween, Joy Division, Pixies, Kings of Leon, The Cure, Queens of the Stone Age, 80s/90s stuff, some old school hip/hop/rap, sad, slow jazz, classical, opera. I like a million other bands too, but who has the time to list them all?? ;)
I briefly sang in a band.

Music, writing, my cats, coffee, my bike, long walks.

...becoming the next messiah, but i don't do beards and long hair and sandals that well. See, it's kinda a dilemma.

... out on a patio, or curled up with a good book.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

... you're cute/smart/fun/fit/witty/charming and you like my style. :)