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32 • Shanghai, China • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–35
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last online
- Yesterday – 12:25am
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Other, and laughing about it
- Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
- Dropped out of high school
- Mostly non-monogamous
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay)
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally passes out near the pool tables and the man decides to go home.
As the man is leaving, he's approached by the barman who says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' here, are ya?"
"Hmph," says the man, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
I searched for "a man walks into a bar who are you" on google. This was the first joke I read...
I have spent too much time reading philosophy to give you a better self-summary. I don't know how to be a self and interact at the same time. It's a paradox really. Jokes are better than selves anyway.
I've discovered a passion for tea while in China that follows the same sort of "logic".
Music. I love all kinds of music, there is not a genre that I don't appreciate, there is not a dance that I wouldn't love to learn!
Movies/TV: I love movies. I am however seriously under motivated to watch them. I'll watch just about any movie with a friend, but I've never watched a movie alone (except a few documentaries).
That said, I would never willingly give up wikipedia, exercise, tea, my friends, audio books and lectures, or my "rights" (human, civil, or constitutional).
If you have interest in meeting you should message me. I used to be more active on here until I noticed that the only women that I really enjoyed were those who messaged me first.
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