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danielclough

32 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally passes out near the pool tables and the man decides to go home.

As the man is leaving, he's approached by the barman who says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' here, are ya?"
"Hmph," says the man, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

I searched for "a man walks into a bar who are you" on google. This was the first joke I read...
I have spent too much time reading philosophy to give you a better self-summary. I don't know how to be a self and interact at the same time. It's a paradox really. Jokes are better than selves anyway.

I spend time in China where the English level is not so hot. My Chinese isn't fluent, but good enough to drastically widen my social sphere.
我以前住在中国三年,去了好多地方。我在北京教过英语,在武当山学了武功,还有在云南骑了一个月的自行车路行。我爱好学中文,喝茶,锻炼身体。我中文水平还是很低,回中国之前需要努力学习!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I spend my time doing translations and working towards opening an online tea of the month club.

In preparation to go back to China I have got myself a decent camera and started a Flickr account.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/73906407@N07/

If all things go well I will be spending next year living on tea farms. Got to find a woman, or a number of women, who want to visit me while I'm out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, thai massage, meeting people, and keeping in touch with friends.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love all kinds of food! Cooking/eating and sex are the only two activities I know that involve the entire being fully and pleasurably. To hear, touch, taste, smell, and see the food, prepared with creativity, passion, and care. Mmmm... I'm getting hungry.
I've discovered a passion for tea while in China that follows the same sort of "logic".

Music. I love all kinds of music, there is not a genre that I don't appreciate, there is not a dance that I wouldn't love to learn!

Movies/TV: I love movies. I am however seriously under motivated to watch them. I'll watch just about any movie with a friend, but I've never watched a movie alone (except a few documentaries).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
As a consummate traveler I've learned that there is nothing I can't do without.
That said, I would never willingly give up wikipedia, exercise, tea, my friends, audio books and lectures, or my "rights" (human, civil, or constitutional).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't admit private things.
You should message me if
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You are excited and want to share something, you want to enjoy a relaxed [period of time], or you want to drink some tea and talk about... whatever.
我们可以互相学习!

If you have interest in meeting you should message me. I used to be more active on here until I noticed that the only women that I really enjoyed were those who messaged me first.