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daniellefamous

24 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Orientation
Queer, Heteroflexible, Homoflexible
Ethnicity
Native American, White, Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Apparently I'm neurotic...

Believe you me, you will never meet another I.

I really only go on here for entertainment, and lately that isn't even a thing now.

I AM NOT YOUR UNICORN.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making bad decisions. Lots of bad decisions. They're good in my eyes, though. So I guess you could say, making lots of good decisions. I don't sound nearly as cool now.

I'm an actor.
I live outside the city.
I do makeup.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing. I'm absolutely terrible at everything I do.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People perceive me as good looking.

They usually stop at that. They don't take the time to soak in my shining personality, and witty remarks. Don't knock it til you know it, ya know?

People think I look mean. It's probably because I am.

Oh, and I've got a great "dumper" I've been told.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is all way too hard to answer.

I like cooking. I like eating. I like watching people eat. I like food.
Alcohol is better though.

Chuck Klosterman is my spirit animal.

Wanna scoot yer boot up to big mama here and watch some Archer?

Let's talk music... PLEASE.

I love The Front Bottoms.

Blink 183, Title Faught, Alkaline Duo, Into It Onto It, Sum 40Something, Blue Day, The Wonder Months, Modest Rat, Average Future, Tyler the Destroyer, and Much Much Less. I'm done being witty... here are more artists I enjoy and am too tired to find smart names for-- Little Dragon, Weezer, Andy Hull, Bad Books, Iggy Pop, The Smiths, Neutral Milk Hotel, Diplo, Flying Lotus, Zeds Dead, Pretty Lights, Lotus, Frightened Rabbit, and Radiohead.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
six
six
six
hail seitan
666
jesus... jay friggen kay, i mean satan.

**I can't tell if your messages related to this are terrible openers, or that you truly think I worship a mythical creature.**
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The person I'm in love with this week. HAHA I'm just kidding. No I'm not. Yes I... no. I don't think a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A few weeks ago, I would say... "Being a hedonist". Now, I say... "Working".

Wanting to hurt you.

^I THOUGHT THIS WAS SO FUCKING COOL
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Prolapsed b-holes make me nauseous just thinkin' bout 'em.
You should message me if
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Don't.