Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pretty cool kid from a painfully awesome state (TX).
I went to school in MN, where I majored in Japanese Literature, but
I never really get a chance to use it. I'd like to, though.
I don't play any cool instruments, but if I could, I would want to
play the ukelele and the banjo. Also, the harmonica. And the
I strongly believe that the most fun dance parties, much like the
most common accidents, happen in the home.
I feel weird starting so many sentences with 'I.'
I can't get enough Hall and Oates.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Whatever floats my boat.
Using the words your parents use when they're trying to relate to
you. Feel me, homeslice? For shiznap.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making a funny joke unfunny (what can I say? It's a gift.) and
baking those cookies where the dough is pre-made.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not sure, but people always like to mention that I look like a
teenager, so... I think that counts. A cute teenager, though.
So I guess the first thing people usually notice about me is: "
Man, look at that cute teenager." Y'all's weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll listen to pretty much any music, so maybe I'll just share some
of my latest adventures in audio:
Tyler, the Creator
All the music from commercials
Michael Bublé, because I'm a suburban mom
Alabama Shakes (yes, because of NPR)
That new Jay Z (however he spells it now)
Covers of people singing Disclosure songs
2 Chainz is my hero
I don't know how to read. Pop-up books, only, please.
My favorite movies are usually comedy (romantic or otherwise), but
I do love mob movies. I will watch the following movies all day,
urrday: Elf, Goodfellas, There Will be Blood, Disney's Robin Hood
(with the foxes), Training Day, I Love You Man, Old School, and
Lars and the Real Girl. I just saw Sleepwalk with Me, which is
fantastic. I want to watch it so many more times.
I legit love Vietnamese food. And Japanese (including, but not
limited to, sushi) and Mexican. Not sure what category fruit falls
into, but I think my favorite dish is fruit salad. Not the kind
with a lot of melons and gross grapes and sad strawberries; that's
bush-league. (I like the kind that you make for yourself at your
house or when you say to the waiter, "I know it's not on the menu,
but can you toss some fruit together?" I can't be the only one who
does that.) I'm also gonna say that bloody marys count, because --
if you get a good one -- there are a bunch of veggies in
Yo, when did this thing start asking what kind of TV I like? I
don't have cable (sad trombone), but I just got a TV and a roku
box, so I've been netflixing/hulu-plusing (???) all the shiz.
Inbetweeners and Fresh Meat are amazing. I watched GCB, which was
fantastic (made me nostalgic). A bunch of other hilarious stuff.
When I had cable I was obsessed with Justified, and I wish I could
still watch all the FX shows. SoA is in my queue, so I'm sure I'll
start it at some part. Breaking Bad. I mean. Just. Breaking Bad,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In super-specific order: music, sunglasses, crossword puzzles,
french fries, shorts, chapstick (deal with it).
(I've noticed that a lot of people put "friends + family" on here,
but that seems pretty obvious. Then you wouldn't know about my
addiction to writing letters in tiny boxes. Also -- real talk -- if
you don't need friends and family, you might be Patrick Bateman.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whatever it is, I'm probably gonna Google it.
Also this: if I were a major league baseball player, what song
would they play for me when I'm at bat? (answer: probably 'Hot' by
Neptunes or 'Hello New World'... nah, definitely 'Hello New World')
Does each get to pick his own song or does the team decide as a
I like seeing the differences in how people write "hahahaha." h's,
j's, double and triple a's. It's all over the map. Who knew you
could interpret it so many ways? (I will say that I judge people
pretty goshdarned harshly when I see, "hehehehe." You are not a
twelve year old girl. Stop it. Stop.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I recently googled, "Do people get murdered at haunted houses."
You should message me if
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You think I'm awesome.
You wanna go to the beach and be awesome together.
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