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danielzklein

34 Santa Monica, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Game designer. German. Makes inappropriate jokes, rides a bike, plays video games. Has too many opinions.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it in such a way as to maximize its retellability. Also, video games and ginger infused vodka.
I’m really good at
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Making up words. Making up games. Making up games about making up words. Air hockey.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair is very long.

Also, the knife.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Video games: League of Legends, Civilization, Diablo, Super Hexagon.

Books: The Quantum Thief, Accelerando, Breakfast of Champions, The Dead Father, Nexus.

Films: Adaptation, Midnight in Paris, Run Lola Run, Moonrise Kingdom, The Raid, Kopps

Music: maudlin of the Well, Spiral Architect, The Algorithm, Igorrr, Opeth, Pain of Salvation, The Faceless, PJ Harvey

Shows: True Detective, Veronica Mars, Firefly, The Shield, Breaking Bad, The Mentalist, Rome, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Dictators: Kim Jong Il, Benito Mussolini, Mao Zedong, Stalin, Hugo Chavez, Vladimir Putin

Words: fudge, mutton, heuristics, squeegee, metempsychosis, jam

Fruit: bananas, apples, pears, grapes, pineapple, clementines, bacon

Cities: Istanbul, Edinburgh, Dublin, Hamburg, San Francisco, Rio de Janeiro, Singapore

Things that are on my desk right now: glasses, cellphone, whiskey bottle cap, bottle of pills, W2 form, wine bottle opener, a CD labeled "extremusic" that I found in the street in Santa Monica but haven't dared put into my computer yet

Things I mock because they're useless and arbitrary: lists.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shopping around for fresh ginger to make a cinnamon, clove, and ginger vodka infusion. Also in the office, playing video games. Also at home, discovering music and writing stories. Also walking around my neighbourhood listening to an audio book.

I am quantum me. Collapse my wave-form!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have once worn a monk's habit. I have a secret crush on the nation of Finland. I am jealous of men who can grow a good mustache.
You should message me if
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You are that fantastical creature that is a woman on OKCupid whose inbox is not so flooded with rubbish that she takes time out of her day to reach out to people.

Star me. I will reach out to you. We can do this without words.