I am here, there, and everywhere.
My Self-Summary
I just quit my job, bought a car (never drive it), and booked a
bunch of plane tickets. I'm happier than I've ever been, especially
since
vegan donuts
are an everyday part of my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Reading about
Slipknot on Wikipedia and memorizing
facts about them.
I’m really good at
The internet, eating vegan, eating shit on my bike, disappearing
for awhile, being awkward and making things awkward, pretending to
be obsessed with Slipknot to the point of it being annoying to
everyone around me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tattoos, and I hate it. Or my dyke haircut, and no I still don't
like girls. Whyyy won't my hair grow??
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I can only think of food right now. Mmmmmmmm. I don't understand
how Italian food can be anyone's favorite kind of food. Pizza is
acceptable as a favorite food, but Italian food in general? I do
not get. Boring. I love food in general. It's hard for me to pick a
favorite. I'd really like some Indian food right now. Specifically,
pakoras.
I don't really watch movies or TV but I really love listening to
the Avett Brothers, Bad Brains and podcasts these days. I don't
actually listen to Slipknot.. Or do I?!?!?
As for books, I will always love Camus
and Wilde.
The six things I could never do without
All
the typical and
clever things. And Slipknot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Most of my brain revolves around Slipknot,
eating, sleeping, money, how to get that
money, and then translating that money into traveling the world
again.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm quasi-Internet dating. Isn't that enough?!
If not, here goes.
I never wash my hair because I hate how it looks when clean.
You should message me if
If you're vegan or vegetarian, like bodies of water, riding your
bike recklessly (and not so recklessly), hiking, and/or don't take
much seriously, I think we might get along.
Or if your name
is
Suz.
Or if you want me to relate everything you're talking about to
Slipknot.
Do NOT message me if you have tribal tattoos or do not have a solid
grasp of the English
language. I don't care if this sounds
judgemental, because it definitely is, but it reflects poorly on
your personality.