Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate filling these things out, because I never know what's
important to put down. I'd like to say just ask me if you want to
know something, but I tend to be slightly awkward with new people,
so you might not get an acceptable answers. I am a fairly laidback
person, I love to laugh and have fun with friends. I consider
myself above average in both intelligence and hilariousness, though
the latter is probably only obvious to myself.
I live in Brooklyn, but I'd probably fit better in Astoria.
The smell of fresh dill makes me irrationally happy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently managing an organic/natural grocery store in Brooklyn
Heights. Never something I saw myself doing, but it's fun and
interesting and I'm enjoying the free food and occasional celebrity
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering really trivial things. Eating ice cream.
Rock-paper-scissors. Keeping secrets. Figuring stuff out. Sneaking
up on people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This seems silly to me. Can anyone really summarize their tastes in
just a few words? But I suppose I should try, so I don't upset the
Current favorite is probably The Newsroom. I rarely have a
consistent schedule that allows me to watch shows, so I just go
with what looks good on Netflix. If you know Better Off Ted, you
get a gold star.
I'll listen to just about anything, save hardcore gangster rap or
pop country. Actually, I'll listen to those too, I just won't enjoy
As for food, if you put it in front of me, I'll probably try it.
And if it's ice cream, you won't get it back.
I'm not even going to try to do books here. However, I will say I'm
obsessed with The Kingkiller Trilogy. And if you know anything
about when book three is coming out, I'll buy you lunch, dinner,
and possibly a car if you tell me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, something to read (preferably on my Kindle), jeans, a big
bed, milk, the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if I won the lottery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends. Maybe at a fun bar, maybe someone's place
playing Cards Against Humanity.
This is not really true anymore. More likely than not, I'm working
Friday night. And possibly going out afterwards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The ending of Jurassic Bark makes me tear up every time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're funny and cool and can carry a conversation through awkward
pauses on a date.
Especially if I visited your profile but haven't sent you a
message. While I may not have been able to think of a witty enough
opening line yet, you are more than welcome to.
Who are you looking for?
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