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28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:51pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I hate filling these things out, because I never know what's important to put down. I'd like to say just ask me if you want to know something, but I tend to be slightly awkward with new people, so you might not get an acceptable answers. I am a fairly laidback person, I love to laugh and have fun with friends. I consider myself above average in both intelligence and hilariousness, though the latter is probably only obvious to myself.
I live in Brooklyn, but I'd probably fit better in Astoria.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently managing an organic/natural grocery store in Brooklyn Heights. Never something I saw myself doing, but it's fun and interesting and I'm enjoying the free food and occasional celebrity sightings.
I’m really good at
Remembering really trivial things. Eating ice cream. Rock-paper-scissors. Keeping secrets. Figuring stuff out. Sneaking up on people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This seems silly to me. Can anyone really summarize their tastes in just a few words? But I suppose I should try, so I don't upset the OkCupid robots.

Current favorite is probably The Newsroom. I rarely have a consistent schedule that allows me to watch shows, so I just go with what looks good on Netflix. If you know Better Off Ted, you get a gold star.

I'll listen to just about anything, save hardcore gangster rap or pop country. Actually, I'll listen to those too, I just won't enjoy it.

As for food, if you put it in front of me, I'll probably try it. And if it's ice cream, you won't get it back.

I'm not even going to try to do books here. However, I will say I'm obsessed with The Kingkiller Trilogy. And if you know anything about when book three is coming out, I'll buy you lunch, dinner, and possibly a car if you tell me.
The six things I could never do without
Friends, something to read (preferably on my Kindle), jeans, a big bed, milk, the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if I won the lottery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends. Maybe at a fun bar, maybe someone's place playing Cards Against Humanity.

This is not really true anymore. More likely than not, I'm working Friday night. And possibly going out afterwards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The ending of Jurassic Bark makes me tear up every time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're funny and cool and can carry a conversation through awkward pauses on a date.

Especially if I visited your profile but haven't sent you a message. While I may not have been able to think of a witty enough opening line yet, you are more than welcome to.