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danimaljay

29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate filling these things out, because I never know what's important to put down. I'd like to say just ask me if you want to know something, but I tend to be slightly awkward with new people, so you might not get an acceptable answers. I am a fairly laidback person, I love to laugh and have fun with friends. I consider myself above average in both intelligence and hilariousness, though the latter is probably only obvious to myself.
I live in Brooklyn, but I'd probably fit better in Astoria.
The smell of fresh dill makes me irrationally happy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently managing an organic/natural grocery store in Brooklyn Heights. Never something I saw myself doing, but it's fun and interesting and I'm enjoying the free food and occasional celebrity sightings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering really trivial things. Eating ice cream. Rock-paper-scissors. Keeping secrets. Figuring stuff out. Sneaking up on people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How funny I think I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This seems silly to me. Can anyone really summarize their tastes in just a few words? But I suppose I should try, so I don't upset the OkCupid robots.

Current favorite is probably The Newsroom. I rarely have a consistent schedule that allows me to watch shows, so I just go with what looks good on Netflix. If you know Better Off Ted, you get a gold star.

I'll listen to just about anything, save hardcore gangster rap or pop country. Actually, I'll listen to those too, I just won't enjoy it.

As for food, if you put it in front of me, I'll probably try it. And if it's ice cream, you won't get it back.

I'm not even going to try to do books here. However, I will say I'm obsessed with The Kingkiller Trilogy. And if you know anything about when book three is coming out, I'll buy you lunch, dinner, and possibly a car if you tell me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, something to read (preferably on my Kindle), jeans, a big bed, milk, the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I would do if I won the lottery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends. Maybe at a fun bar, maybe someone's place playing Cards Against Humanity.

This is not really true anymore. More likely than not, I'm working Friday night. And possibly going out afterwards.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The ending of Jurassic Bark makes me tear up every time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're funny and cool and can carry a conversation through awkward pauses on a date.

Especially if I visited your profile but haven't sent you a message. While I may not have been able to think of a witty enough opening line yet, you are more than welcome to.