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31 Bakersfield, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Yesterday – 8:36pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Occupational therapy student - Graduate in May 2015!! Play bass in a local band. I believe romance is a 100/100 relationship, I'd like to find someone who believes in that as well. If you can get me to laugh and get me to think, I am all yours.

If you're into Meyers-Briggs, I am ENTJ.

I still believe in doing all the little gentleman things, so if you like that sort of thing send me a message :) And I still consider myself a feminist - I want an independent woman who is not looking for a man to take care of her. I believe the two most important things in a person are honesty and vulnerability.
What I’m doing with my life
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School, play bass in a local band, run some, hike when I can. I'd love to have someone to share that with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivial pursuit and other trivia games, laughing, learning spanish, learning American Sign Language, keeping good friends around, knowing the Thunder's schedule...
The first things people usually notice about me
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I shave my head, maybe my glasses, I have a little bit of a bubble butt going on. If you look closely at my eyes, I have little black markings on my iris.

I approach everyone with respect and treat them like an old friend until they prove to me they don't deserve that treatment.

I have a vibrant sense of humor and I love to make others laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, Farenheit 451, World War Z

Movies: No Country for Old Men, The Dark Knight, Beetlejuice, the Big Lebowski, any Arnold movie

Food: Sushi, Mexican, Thai - Anything Spicy.

Music: Just a few faves are Queens of the Stone Age, Led Zeppelin, Cake, Smashing Pumpkins, Phil Collins, the Black Keys, the Dandy Warhols, Foo Fighters, REM, ...and you shall know us by the trail of dead, Soundgarden, silverchair, the Cars...I could go on.

TV: Arrested Development, NOVA, Antiques Roadshow, Ancient Aliens, Aqua Teens, Craig Ferguson, MST3K/RIFFTRAX, Futurama, Walking Dead, Downton Abbey, Archer, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, BoJack Horseman, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
witty banter
constant learning
something to laugh about
a hot shower
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where my career will take me, the physics of our universe, witty remarks when it is way too late, why women don't seem to appreciate chivalrous gestures any longer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding some fun, just about anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a forehead scar, just like Harry Potter.

I wash my hands a lot. If I meet you and we're eating, I can guarantee you I'll excuse myself to wash up before eating. Mom got a few good habits installed in me.

…and I have a Pinterest account and there is nothing wrong with that.
You should message me if
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You would like to share a good laugh, show me a fun coffee shop or bar, enjoy watching Thunder games, or enjoy a good round of witty banter.
Or just message me for the hell of it. I don't know why you wouldn't, it's why you're on here.

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