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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:23pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I strive to see things positively as much as I can and I'd like to find someone like that.

I believe romance is a 100/100 relationship, I'd like to find someone who believes in that as well. If you can get me to laugh and get me to think, I am all yours.

If you're into Meyers-Briggs, I am ENTJ.

I still believe in doing all the little gentleman things, so if you like that sort of thing send me a message :) And I still consider myself a feminist - I want an independent woman who is not looking for a man to take care of her. I want a woman with ideas, opinions, tact, but doesn't mind making an absurdly loud fart noise in public.

I believe the two most important things in a person are honesty and vulnerability.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an Occupational Therapist at a regional hospital and I love my job. When I can, I like trying new bars and restaurants, I play bass in a local band, I run some and hike when I can. I'd love to have someone to share that with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivial pursuit and other trivia games, laughing, keeping good friends around, knowing the Thunder's schedule...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shave my head, maybe my glasses, and I have a red beard. If you look closely at my eyes, I have little black markings on my iris.

I approach everyone with respect and treat them like an old friend until they prove to me they don't deserve that treatment.

I have a vibrant sense of humor and I love to make others laugh. I appreciate many kinds of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, Farenheit 451, World War Z

Movies: No Country for Old Men, The Dark Knight, Beetlejuice, the Big Lebowski, any Arnold movie

Food: Sushi, Mexican, Thai, food that comes out of a truck

Music: Just a few faves are Queens of the Stone Age, Led Zeppelin, Cake, Smashing Pumpkins, Phil Collins, the Black Keys, the Dandy Warhols, Foo Fighters, REM, ...and you shall know us by the trail of dead, Soundgarden, silverchair, the Cars...I could go on.

TV: Arrested Development, NOVA, Antiques Roadshow, Craig Ferguson, MST3K/RIFFTRAX, Walking Dead, Archer, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, BoJack Horseman, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Better Call Saul
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
witty banter
constant learning
something to laugh about
a hot shower
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where my career will take me, the physics of our universe, witty remarks when it is way too late.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably going out with some friends. I like getting out of the house, but don't mind staying in with some Netflix. Who doesn't?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a forehead scar, kinda like Harry Potter.

I wash my hands a lot. I don't think it's OCD, maybe just because I'm in the healthcare field? It's not weird, I swear, but if I meet you and we're eating, I can guarantee you I'll excuse myself to wash up before eating.
You should message me if
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If you don't have a regular drug habit.

If you actually have a job. Bonus points if you actually enjoy it.

If you are attracted to beards.

If you look like a librarian but talk like a sailor.

If you prefer Converse over high heels.

You would like to share a good laugh, show me a fun coffee shop or bar, enjoy watching Thunder games, or enjoy a good round of witty banter.

Or just message me for the hell of it. I don't know why you wouldn't, it's why you're on here.