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38 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 25–45
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My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Oh, joy...

Okay: I'm a native New Yorker. I have a degree in archaeology. I try to be laid-back as often as possible. Kinda cynical, kinda optimistic. Hopeless romantic. Witty and sarcastic. Lover of hoodies, Chucks, coffee, superheroes, and whiskey.

I am funny, creative, and loyal
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in the marketing department of a small publishing company that specializes in children's nonfiction.

I also write. I've had some things published. I blog about movies, TV shows, and comics.

I'm a storyteller.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...knowing stuff. It sounds weird, I know, but I know a lot of weird stuff. I'm pretty good at Jeopardy and Trivial Pursuit. I'm the guy my friends call when they need to know the names of the old guys on The Muppet Show or the name of an actor in an obscure TV show from the '80s.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am a big white dude?

After that, my eyes, I guess. I do get my fair share of compliments on my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music, in no particular order: The Who, The Rolling Stones, Green Day, Nirvana, Eric Clapton, Led Zeppelin, Lisa Loeb, Bob Dylan, Frank Sinatra, Bobby Darrin, The Doors, Avril Lavigne, Tenacious D, Stephen Lynch, Weird Al, Billy Joel, Elton John, Sheryl Crow, Letters to Cleo, The Donnas, Johnny Cash.

Favorite TV Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Leverage, Warehouse 13, Community, Parks and Recreation, The Big Bang Theory, Downton Abbey, The A-Team, Veronica Mars, BSG, Doctor Who, How I Met Your Mother, Gilmore Girls, Jeopardy, Mythbusters, Night Court, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, Blackadder, almost anything sci-fi or fantasy, anything on the History Channel, classic Warner Brothers cartoons.

Favorite Movies: the Star Wars trilogy, Indiana Jones, Ghostbusters, Spiderman 1, 2 and 3, Anchorman, Serenity, Ginger Snaps, The Maltese Falcon, the Die Hard series, anything with the Marx Brothers, Pirates of the Carribean, Evil Dead, anything by Kevin Smith (except Jersey Girl...I'm still nervous about that one), Halloween (even the sequels, except 3), The Usual Suspects, I Heart Huckabees, anything by Mel Brooks, The Lion King, Aladdin, Bill Murray movies, X-Men trilogy, The Lord of the Rings, caper movies, The Incredibles, anything with zombies.

Favorite Books: Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, Shadow of the Wind, Speak of the Devil, The Prestige, Pride and Prejudice, The Alienist, Nero Wolfe, Sherlock Holmes, Ghosts of Albion, The Dresden Files, James Bond, The Rogue Angel series, The Keep, Flashman, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Motherless Brooklyn, Harry Potter, Neuromancer, Conan (I loved that iron-thewed bastard!), Wizard of Earthsea, Hyperspace, Lord of the Rings, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, anything by Neil Gaiman, Raymond Chandler, Charles Dickens, Jules Verne, H.P. Lovecraft, H.G. Wells, Michael Crichton, Stephen King, or Sarah Vowell. I also read comic books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sense of humor
Paper and pencil
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies, comic books, science, robots, zombies, monkeys, ninjas, robot-ninjas, monkey-zombies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually unwinding with a movie or my beloved DVR. Of course, I'd never say no to a drink with an engaging young woman. Just sayin'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome. I feel like this is something that I should tell people before entering into a lengthy relationship of any kind, but I don't really know how to do that.
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You're intelligent, geeky, dorky and maybe a little socially awkward. Or, at the very least, don't mind those qualities in another person.

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