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  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
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6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hey, I'm Dan. Here are some things I'm passionate about. Stand-up Comedy, Improv Comedy, TV/Movies, Pro Wrestling, Comic Books, and Politics.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work in a warehouse where we buy lots of discontinued/returned/liquidated merchandise and resell it on amazon and ebay. I'm in charge of the processing and shipping of all orders and I also assist in listing items for sale. I'm currently taking Improv Comedy classes at Just The Funny in Coral Gables and I love it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good with children. I have two younger sisters with a big age difference (7 and 10 years younger), so I learned at an early age how to talk to children. So basically, I'd going to be a kick-ass uncle one day. I'm also really good at talking in general, I should have a podcast. :) I'm very adaptable.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well, I'm 6 foot 4, so that's one big thing people notice. Also, I'm super friendly to everyone until you give me a reason not to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - TV has destroyed my attention span for books. I used to love reading and whenever I try I can't keep my focus. :( As a kid, I loved science fiction stories, Animorphs, Goosebumps, and Harry Potter. There's also an oral history of Saturday Night Live that's pretty spectacular.

Movies - Guardians of the Galaxy, Ghostbusters, Cabin in the Woods, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Anchorman, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Spiderman 1, 2 but not 3, X-Men 1, 2, but not 3, Iron Man 1, 3 but not 2, Back to the Future Trilogy, anything with Bill Murray

Music - Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Metallica, Offspring, Green Day, Boston, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Queen, Styx, Def Leppard, Journey, Sleigh Bells, Guns N Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Weird Al, Black Sabbath, Classic Rock in general is pretty awesome IMO

TV - Doctor Who, Community, Justified, Veronica Mars, Parks and Recreation, Venture Brothers, Fringe, Supernatural, QI, Sherlock, Anthony Bourdain,, all things Joss Whedon, Conan O'Brien

Food - steak, mac and cheese, chicken wings, I'm a big time burger connoisseur. I like side dish vegetables, not salad vegetables. (I'm a recovering picky eater. I'm working on trying new things.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. family

2. Pepsi

3. My laptop

4. My droid

5. my glasses

6. my car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether the human race is going to survive past my lifetime or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the movies and out to dinner, possibly seeing a comedian at the Improv
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I kind of think Star Wars is just OK. I teared up a little when Harold Ramis died.
You should message me if
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If you think we'd be friends in real life.