I am a pretty nice guy... actually I lied, I'm kind of a sarcastic asshole, but in a fun/harmless way, you'll love it. I think.

Workin in HR for a tech startup... free food, casual dress code, unlimited paid time off. Seeya suckas in the financial district!

Making people like me by making fun of them.

That they can't figure out my ethnicity.

My TV and movie preferences tend to be exact opposites in the sense that I watch really... REALLY awful TV (right now Love and Hip Hop Atlanta is my everything). On the other hand, I tend to be a movie snob and can't deal with blockbusters and one-liners (a bit of my soul died the day I saw Avatar). For movies, gimme something witty, foreign or indie (or horror)!

My Jams (as of 4/23):
Janelle Monae ft. Erykah Badu - Q.U.E.E.N.
Clairy Browne & The Bangin' Rackettes - Love Letter
Ciara - Body Party
Eve ft. Miss Kitty - Eve
The Mars Volta - Noctourniquet

Depends on the day/time/how classy I'm feeling. Love fancy/interesting food, but I'm from Texas and not shy about throwing down some tex mex either ;)

1) MP3 Player
2) Fancy headphones
3) Caffeine
4) Warm weather
5) My parents
6) My BFFs

- Why guys on here think people don't notice the poor photoshopping on their pictures.

- Why hipsters never smile in pictures.

- Why anyone would care/make a decision about dating based on MBTI results.

- How fun it is to be judgmental! <3

Probably having a fat kid night with Netflix after being out all week.

I am a socially functional nerd. Meaning I play video games, but I'm not all awkward and nerdy in social situations. And I will ALWAYS choose food/booze with friends over games.

You can hold a good conversation and can give me a run for my money when it comes to sarcasm/being an a-hole.