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danmit86

28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am a pretty nice guy... actually I lied, I'm kind of a sarcastic asshole, but in a fun/harmless way, you'll love it. I think.
I’m really good at
Making people like me by making fun of them.
The first things people usually notice about me
That they can't figure out my ethnicity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: American Horror Story season 3 is my whole wide world. Also a fan of the Housewives, Love & Hip-Hop, Walking Dead, 2 Broke Girls, Oddities and most cartoons.

Movies: Love me some horror movies, mostly from the 80's and 90's. Other favs include Death Becomes Her, She-Devil, Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist, The Fountain, Starlet, Red, Persepolis, Spirited Away.

My Current Jams (as of 12/24):
Beyonce - Partition
Beyonce - Drunk in Love
Nneka - Heartbeat
Lianne La Havas - Everything Everything
Clairy Browne & The Bangin Rackettes - Baby Caught The Bus
Toadies - Possum Kingdom (throwback!)

Food: Depends on the day/time/how classy I'm feeling. Love fancy/interesting food, but I'm from Texas and not shy about throwing down some tex mex or BBQ either ;)
The six things I could never do without
1) MP3 Player
2) Fancy headphones
3) Caffeine
4) Warm weather
5) My parents
6) Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Why guys on here think people don't notice the poor photoshopping on their pictures.

- Why hipsters never smile in pictures.

- Why anyone would care/make a decision about dating based on MBTI results.

- How fun it is to be judgmental! <3
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably having a fat kid night with Netflix after being out all week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a socially functional nerd. Meaning I play video games, but I'm not all awkward and nerdy in social situations. And I will ALWAYS choose food/booze with friends over games.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can hold a good conversation and can give me a run for my money when it comes to sarcasm/being an a-hole.